I got a sweet job with no warning of a drug test whatsoever (on purpose), the lady told me she mentioned that I would have to do this, which is a lie, because a pothead remembers the word DRUG TEST if mentioned..... (few things they do remember) so i go in, with a pouch of urine strapped to my leg, as per usual, and the lady marches up to me with a dainty little stick that reads ORA SURE. FUCK YOU were of course my first thoughts, so panic and desperate, I try to think of a way to beat this thing that I was definitely NOT expecting. OK so i put this thing in my mouth, waiting for it to snitch to the whole office that I am a pothead. I am dreading applying to new jobs that will just end up being low pay, back breaking, tedious work. (economy here is horrible) I even consider walking out just to avoid the inevitable humiliation. FUCKIT! Im screwed no matter what, I might as well PRAY that i got a faulty unit and stick this thing in my mouth and go to town. Then it hits me, stall, and use my breaths humidity to soak the cotton tip (takes FOREVER) I took the test out and she told me it has to be wetter, and the positive/negative red lines have to appear........ so I continue to stall and get that thing nice and wet in my mouth by sticking it between my tongue and roof, back of the mouth near the uvula, (DO NOT LET IT TOUCH SALIVA DUCTS, it can touch the sides and tongue briefly but try to avoid) just keep the cotton suspended in your mouth and breathe in it like you would a window you are trying to fog. the cotton is attached to a KAZOO style tube straw, so make sure the test is pointing downwards, so the humidity can collect and drip down onto the test pads. it will take about 20 mins to get it wet, but thats where u have to be creative, to stall for time. It passed every drug screen on it, 100% pass. Just with my mouth water. And i smoked the night before AND drank heavily. This was not a drug test to be a pilot or truck driver, it was to work behind a computer screen, so this was totally unnecessary, but we have a meth problem here, so typical response to any problem, do nothing to fix it, make EVERYTHING illegal, and harass normal people. (normal, get it?) So watch out, they are phasing out the piss tests (until they can make it legal to watch you pee, which they will try in the near future.) HEIL SAFETY, HEIL TOX SCREEN!