Homosexual?

"Excuse me while I fart out this non-gay semen."

Dirty Harry said:

I do not dislike people because they are gay, I dislike them because they feel they must tell me they are gay. Same for religion, I don't care what you are, but come knocking on my door because you want to tell me about it...then I hate you.

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i've never had a gay person proactively inform me that they are gay. i have no clue what in the fuck you are talking about.

do you hate people if they let it be known that they like the opposite sex? it happens all the time in toke and talk and i've yet to see you make a peep about it.

My point was that the guy kissed me. I used to go to the gay bar a lot for 5$ bottomless beer cups and the funny drag shows.

I've been hit on a lot by gay guys, that is to be expected.

But to be kissed, uninvited by a random gay stranger?

If a guy kisses a random girl at a regular bar, he gets escorted out. But all the gay guys just laughed at me when I freaked out about it.

He wasn't even cute, and I'm straight so I didn't appreciate it.

BigNBushy said:

My point was that the guy kissed me. I used to go to the gay bar a lot for 5$ bottomless beer cups and the funny drag shows.

I've been hit on a lot by gay guys, that is to be expected.

But to be kissed, uninvited by a random gay stranger?

If a guy kisses a random girl at a regular bar, he gets escorted out. But all the gay guys just laughed at me when I freaked out about it.

He wasn't even cute, and I'm straight so I didn't appreciate it.

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i was once kissed out of nowhere by a chick at a party when i was 16. later that night, i ate pussy for the first time.

you were at a gay gathering where alcohol was being served, what in the fuck do you expect?

I think this is beautiful.
Just admit it and you'll feel a shit ton lighter.

Who is deleting post? This place sucks a big gay donkey cock. Fuck you.

UncleBuck said:

i was once kissed out of nowhere by a chick at a party when i was 16. later that night, i ate pussy for the first time.

you were at a gay gathering where alcohol was being served, what in the fuck do you expect?

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But he didn't have a pussy. And i was in a very non gay Hercules costume. Nothing feminine about fake bulging muscles and tights.

BigNBushy said:

But he didn't have a pussy. And i was in a very non gay Hercules costume. Nothing feminine about fake bulging muscles and tights.

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gay bars are very different than straight bars, you like that buck, i think i got my then and than down now thanks to you, anyhoos, gay bars are way different than a straight bar in the aspect that in a gay bar, way more sexuality is open and on display, and more accepted, than you'd ever see in pretty much any straight bar or club.. and most of the people who are in a gay bar, are gay, and don't mind being kissed by another man or woman.. it's worlds apart from any straight bar imvho..

BigNBushy said:

But he didn't have a pussy. And i was in a very non gay Hercules costume. Nothing feminine about fake bulging muscles and tights.

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Yeah brah, nothing gay about that. Your a pretty good troll. Well done.

BigNBushy said:

But he didn't have a pussy. And i was in a very non gay Hercules costume. Nothing feminine about fake bulging muscles and tights.

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because we all know how much gay men abhor masculinity and hence love females.

Dyna Ryda said:

Who is deleting post? This place sucks a big gay donkey cock. Fuck you.

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i don't see many deleted posts dyna..

UncleBuck said:

because we all know how much gay men abhor masculinity and hence love females.

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I've noticed an inverse relationship in gay men with respect to physical masculinity and the masculinity of their personality.

Dirty Harry said:

I do not dislike people because they are gay, I dislike them because they feel they must tell me they are gay. Same for religion, I don't care what you are, but come knocking on my door because you want to tell me about it...then I hate you.

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So, you can't smell it? They have to tell you. Maybe do some time in SF.

What you mean is, you can still be offended by the idea of this. Hate is basis for offended, yes?

Have you ever tried to don't hate, at all, ever? Yeah, I dropped hate as totally unproductive, years ago. It really does get in the way of sneaky. No profit in hate, human.

BigNBushy said:

I was in a gay bar one time, sipping a martini, in my Hercules Halloween costume, minding my own business....

Then this gay fucker in a male nurses costume came up to me, asked me if I needed a check up, and before I could say anything the bastards was kissing me.

So yes, gay men do come up to you for no reason and do sexual things to straight guys.

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c'mon bnb admit it. you WERE putting out the 'vibe" weren't you? you were probably covered in semen from your non-gay sexual encounters

Hint::

When you tell a story about disliking gay men approaching, start in the Dentist office, not in a gay bar. Kinda ruins it.

I lived in a very large city. Lotsa gay folk. When a guy is uncomfortable with gays they often hit on him to get a rise. Kinda like trolling. Also, seen gay guys hit on a straight guy cause he was attractive in hope the guy might slide down the kinsey scale a bit. How could you blame them? I've introduced myself to women in the hopes of getting there number knowing the odds were slim.

we are all human (mostly; cept the rednecks). the sooner everyone is ok with that the better off we will be

BigNBushy said:

I've noticed an inverse relationship in gay men with respect to physical masculinity and the masculinity of their personality.

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sounds like you're very interested in gay men.

BigNBushy said:

I was in a gay bar one time, sipping a martini, in my Hercules Halloween costume, minding my own business....

Then this gay fucker in a male nurses costume came up to me, asked me if I needed a check up, and before I could say anything the bastards was kissing me.

So yes, gay men do come up to you for no reason and do sexual things to straight guys.

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You think you look too straight or something to be presumed gay (or at least interested) when you're standing in a gay bar?

tokeprep said:

You think you look too straight or something to be presumed gay (or at least interested) when you're standing in a gay bar?

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Maybe it's because knoxville Tennessee is such a progressive place, but a significant percent of the people in a gay bar here are straight.

UncleBuck said:

sounds like you're very interested in gay men.

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especially for a non-gay straight men that seems to be hounded by gays everywhere he goes. No wonder he's always covered in semen and leaves a trail everywhere he goes. when is your wife going to figure it out? wait, let me guess: she's a non-gay, non-lipstick lesbian who is hounded by bull dykes everywhere she goes? you two have very interesting karma