Hippie from North East Texas

Hello all I like to write one liners. Heres a couple.
If you ever get the bong out and cant remember why you may be a stoner.
My favorite time is 5:29 that's 69 after 4:20

Here I sit, buns a' flexin'
Giving birth to another...

I'm allowed,I have relatives from Texas, lol

hey, do you know finshaggy? >>>> that's my best one liner..

Going fishing with a one liner