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Hey! Leave my Australian girlfriend alone!

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by neosapien, Sep 6, 2017.

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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Hey! Leave my Australian girlfriend alone! I've been busy working and absent for a spell and came back here to find peeps still not welcoming my boo. We're getting married soon so you guys better get used to her. @Venus55 is pretty cool. We've talked via pm for a little while now and I think our paranoia, however well warranted, has caught a good one in some collateral damage. She passed my gender nudo-gnostic testing with class. We want females here right? She's kind of a hot one to boot! I get that she was a little abrasive at first, set up against our riu firewall, but maybe if we give her a little breathing room she can be our new Australian friend and teach us things. Like Australian nicknames for tits and dix in our mouths. I'm just saying give love a chance.
     
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    Kcbscrogger

    Kcbscrogger Well-Known Member

    Any pics?
     
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    Bob Zmuda

    Bob Zmuda Well-Known Member

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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Not for you kcbknobslobber.

    What the fuck Bob. Don't embarrass me in front of my soon to be internet half a world a way e bride! This is twue wove!
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Actually I take that back, she posted pics on her own accord in the hy-pee thread.
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    your wife said she had a special present for you and your boo in the Chinese tradition

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    Grandpapy

    Grandpapy Well-Known Member

    Last time I dated an Australian Chick I came to at the bottom of the stairs in my underwear.
     
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    420God

    420God Well-Known Member

    Does she have nice nipples?
     
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    Bob Zmuda

    Bob Zmuda Well-Known Member

    My bad. I'll pretend to like her until the e-divorce.

    @Venus55 You're totally NOT an attention seeking schizo who keeps putting her foot in her mouth.

    See?
     
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    Bob Zmuda

    Bob Zmuda Well-Known Member

    Like dinner plates. :o
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Cool, best of luck, hope you'll be happy and raise many healthy e-kids. Now Lahada is mine!!! And I'll execute every last one of you mutherfuckers if you step in.

     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member


    Woah, woah, woah. I thought I clearly stated that I'm allowed 1 girlfriend on each continent. LaHottie is still my European or whatever the fuck they're currently calling that continent girlfriend. I like you though Malt. You can have her when I'm banging Venus.
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    I didn't know you were Mormon
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    New age!
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    I missed the 'to' the first time I read that.

    which is definitely why I read it again.
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    LOL why reply once when twice is nicer. Remember the M̶a̶i̶n̶e̶ Yessica....

    PS Ms. Fly Trap, I did detect your attempt at sarcasm. I agree with Malt treacle (def: cloying sweet), would have been the shot to have taken. It's really hard to become liked by people you don't like.

    Oops my bad, just read this, ok
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    Last edited: Sep 6, 2017
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    Neo Neo ... you keep misspelling Austrian

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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    Holy shit where did they get the pic of your baby sister?
     
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    A half-remembered holiday i am sure

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