heres a good quote for ya

Take a toke an all your worries go up in smoke

Man, who makes Love with girl on Hill.
Is not on the Level.

Man who poke finger at A-hole Have stinky finger.

Oral sex make one's day, anal sex make one's (w)hole weak.

Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.

Man who fling shit have stinky palm.