Happy St. Patrick's Day

Indagrow

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That looks like the Saint Patty's Day Parade in South Boston LOL Happy St. Patty's Day..!:leaf:
That sure is Boston!

A couple of years ago I was down there it was a relatively warm year so the crowd was massive. I had just picked up a bottle of crown royal and dipped into an alley to fill up a coke with it for easier consumption. My girlfriend and I are standing there when a true southie chick with runny makeup those shamrock springy headband and a 'kiss my irish' shirt ask if we are in line...I then realize we are in a piss alley. No we arnt go ahead she literally sits on the wall may be 3 feet from me and starts pissing allover her shoes with an impressive splatter I have to step back..this whole time she's blankly staring ahead chewing gum with her mouth open. We step back on the street and chuckle for a bit then walk around until the piss urge trickles over me. My girl had been complaining for about three blocks and now I'm beginning to hear her. Oh I know! Piss alley.. There is urine streaming out of this ally at this point and into the street. Perfect. We round the corner and I think maybe a fight is going on? Maybe someone's climbing the fence at the end of the ally? Are they stomping the yard? Either way there is a crowd at the end of the alley..I piss and my girl uses the 'girls room' (a dumpster off to the side that girls have formed a line in front of).We venture to the back of the alley because why not I want to see what in the actual fuck is going on. As I get closer I see those springy shamrock headband flailing around near the fence..then a leprechaun hat and beard..then the southie chick from before holding onto the chain link fence. This gem of a human is getting railed out by an unknown leprechaun in front of a group of 15 strangers at the end of a piss alley on a chain link fence in South Boston on st.patties day. The fucked up part is she's laughing and moaning all while chewing gum with her fucking mouth open. Don't know if any of you have had the pleasure but hearing a southie chick getting fucked is not hot in any way its really more disturbing than anything..the accent is haaaashhhh
 

SmokeyMcChokey

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Haha cheers everything went great. I live in a city second only to NYC for the parade and crowd. Lots of people a few good beers and some great times. Time to take the kid home, kick the inlaws out and get naked! Whooooo car bombs in my undies whoooo
 

SmokeyMcChokey

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That sure is Boston!

A couple of years ago I was down there it was a relatively warm year so the crowd was massive. I had just picked up a bottle of crown royal and dipped into an alley to fill up a coke with it for easier consumption. My girlfriend and I are standing there when a true southie chick with runny makeup those shamrock springy headband and a 'kiss my irish' shirt ask if we are in line...I then realize we are in a piss alley. No we arnt go ahead she literally sits on the wall may be 3 feet from me and starts pissing allover her shoes with an impressive splatter I have to step back..this whole time she's blankly staring ahead chewing gum with her mouth open. We step back on the street and chuckle for a bit then walk around until the piss urge trickles over me. My girl had been complaining for about three blocks and now I'm beginning to hear her. Oh I know! Piss alley.. There is urine streaming out of this ally at this point and into the street. Perfect. We round the corner and I think maybe a fight is going on? Maybe someone's climbing the fence at the end of the ally? Are they stomping the yard? Either way there is a crowd at the end of the alley..I piss and my girl uses the 'girls room' (a dumpster off to the side that girls have formed a line in front of).We venture to the back of the alley because why not I want to see what in the actual fuck is going on. As I get closer I see those springy shamrock headband flailing around near the fence..then a leprechaun hat and beard..then the southie chick from before holding onto the chain link fence. This gem of a human is getting railed out by an unknown leprechaun in front of a group of 15 strangers at the end of a piss alley on a chain link fence in South Boston on st.patties day. The fucked up part is she's laughing and moaning all while chewing gum with her fucking mouth open. Don't know if any of you have had the pleasure but hearing a southie chick getting fucked is not hot in any way its really more disturbing than anything..the accent is haaaashhhh
She got wicked fuckin pissed yo
 

Singlemalt

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That sure is Boston!

A couple of years ago I was down there it was a relatively warm year so the crowd was massive. I had just picked up a bottle of crown royal and dipped into an alley to fill up a coke with it for easier consumption. My girlfriend and I are standing there when a true southie chick with runny makeup those shamrock springy headband and a 'kiss my irish' shirt ask if we are in line...I then realize we are in a piss alley. No we arnt go ahead she literally sits on the wall may be 3 feet from me and starts pissing allover her shoes with an impressive splatter I have to step back..this whole time she's blankly staring ahead chewing gum with her mouth open. We step back on the street and chuckle for a bit then walk around until the piss urge trickles over me. My girl had been complaining for about three blocks and now I'm beginning to hear her. Oh I know! Piss alley.. There is urine streaming out of this ally at this point and into the street. Perfect. We round the corner and I think maybe a fight is going on? Maybe someone's climbing the fence at the end of the ally? Are they stomping the yard? Either way there is a crowd at the end of the alley..I piss and my girl uses the 'girls room' (a dumpster off to the side that girls have formed a line in front of).We venture to the back of the alley because why not I want to see what in the actual fuck is going on. As I get closer I see those springy shamrock headband flailing around near the fence..then a leprechaun hat and beard..then the southie chick from before holding onto the chain link fence. This gem of a human is getting railed out by an unknown leprechaun in front of a group of 15 strangers at the end of a piss alley on a chain link fence in South Boston on st.patties day. The fucked up part is she's laughing and moaning all while chewing gum with her fucking mouth open. Don't know if any of you have had the pleasure but hearing a southie chick getting fucked is not hot in any way its really more disturbing than anything..the accent is haaaashhhh
 

Beachwalker

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That sure is Boston!

A couple of years ago I was down there it was a relatively warm year so the crowd was massive. I had just picked up a bottle of crown royal and dipped into an alley to fill up a coke with it for easier consumption. My girlfriend and I are standing there when a true southie chick with runny makeup those shamrock springy headband and a 'kiss my irish' shirt ask if we are in line...I then realize we are in a piss alley. No we arnt go ahead she literally sits on the wall may be 3 feet from me and starts pissing allover her shoes with an impressive splatter I have to step back..this whole time she's blankly staring ahead chewing gum with her mouth open. We step back on the street and chuckle for a bit then walk around until the piss urge trickles over me. My girl had been complaining for about three blocks and now I'm beginning to hear her. Oh I know! Piss alley.. There is urine streaming out of this ally at this point and into the street. Perfect. We round the corner and I think maybe a fight is going on? Maybe someone's climbing the fence at the end of the ally? Are they stomping the yard? Either way there is a crowd at the end of the alley..I piss and my girl uses the 'girls room' (a dumpster off to the side that girls have formed a line in front of).We venture to the back of the alley because why not I want to see what in the actual fuck is going on. As I get closer I see those springy shamrock headband flailing around near the fence..then a leprechaun hat and beard..then the southie chick from before holding onto the chain link fence. This gem of a human is getting railed out by an unknown leprechaun in front of a group of 15 strangers at the end of a piss alley on a chain link fence in South Boston on st.patties day. The fucked up part is she's laughing and moaning all while chewing gum with her fucking mouth open. Don't know if any of you have had the pleasure but hearing a southie chick getting fucked is not hot in any way its really more disturbing than anything..the accent is haaaashhhh
LMAO! "Here we go Southie here we go, here we go Southie here we go..!":mrgreen:
 
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