Halloween 2017

Well, it's that time of year again. It's gonna be a COLD one in Chicago, may not make it out of the 30s f. Just ten days ago I was out busking in 80 degree weather, crazy. A popular saying here is that if you don't like the weather, just wait 15 minutes. Another popular saying is you have an excellent chance of being murdered. I'm probably going to a buddy's club for a Halloween party, but I don't know what I'm gonna do for a costume. I'm thinking Trump, can't get much scarier if you think about it. It'll be a great excuse to grab women's crotches in a socially acceptable way (relax, baby. It's satire)... I'll probably stand no chance of getting laid this way, but I'm pretty tired from a marathon frolf game yesterday whilst downing about a 12 pack of PBR (yuck). What are your plans? Please share 'em, and any ghoulish delights you care to post. It's Satan's birthday, after all. Halloween makes Jesus cry...

Fav DMB tune...

Love this movie, Burton's direction and Elfman's music -

Diabolical666 said:

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I knew it! Scariest part of your pic is his vomiting unicorn penis...

Taking the little one trick or treating. Tried convincing her to be a Cylon or a pirate but the wife vetoed me. So she's Cinderella this year. Still fucking adorable. Our neighborhood sucks being on a mountain and all, so we go to my buddy's nice reasonably flat neighborhood. Excited about the sluts.

I'll be dressed as the darkened house at the top of the hill.

neosapien said:

Taking the little one trick or treating. Tried convincing her to be a Cylon or a pirate but the wife vetoed me. So she's Cinderella this year. Still fucking adorable. Our neighborhood sucks being on a mountain and all, so we go to my buddy's nice reasonably flat neighborhood. Excited about the sluts.

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As a kid we would trick or treat in our neighborhood then go over to my cousins house.

His neighborhood was much bigger.

Trick or treating was this weekend for us. They were giving out the good shit.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/meth-halloween-trick-or-treat-candy-keshena-wisconsin/

tyler.durden said:

It's gonna be a COLD one in Chicago,

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tyler.durden said:

I'm probably going to a buddy's club for a Halloween party

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I've spent a small fortune at The Vic and been wasted after in that neighborhood a few times.

Unfortunately I'll be at work until pretty late tomorrow.
But on the upside of things I'll have my friend and his girl over plus a female I've been hitting up here lately.
Gonna have some drinks and have a fire out back.

I drank too much whiskey last night. But I’m going putt putt golfing today so that should be fun. Not sure if doing anything halloween related. Not sure if I even care!

Halloween? This shitty town had it already and on the wrong fucking day too, Friday. The fucking Xmas decorations and the tree are already up, well most of them. No nativity scenes yet.

What a crock of shit. We haven't even eaten any dead birds and pie in thanks for the land we stole from the Indians yet and there are already candy canes and shit hanging from the street lights.

I'm going to look in mirror naked, that should be scary AF.

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LOL! This fucking cracked me up. You got a sick sense of humor, Dia. I really like you...

Last year I just put on a nice shirt, tie & new jeans & a name tag that said:

IRS AUDITOR

It's over. Now it's...... MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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I went into a Home Depot about a week and half ago and there were xmas displays up already. I figured we were just skipping Thanksgiving because it's not as profitable.

I'm going to go busking this weekend as the weather is supposed to warm up into the 60s. I think I'll play some xmas tunes to gauge the crowd's reaction. Besides, there are no Thanksgiving songs. Perhaps that's because jesus isn't involved. Didn't he like turkey?