Haiku: I Have To Poop

Is it warm in here
I think it is the poop sweats
Running to the potty

I drop my pants
Barely make it onto the seat
Let 'er rip!

All finished now
Oh crap I'm out of TP!
Holler down the hallway

Nobody is home
Gotta improvise now
I use my hand towel

New predicament:
Where to put the hand towel
I throw it away

Flushing the potty
Taking out the bathroom trash
Washed my hands also

Boring Afternoon Haiku :

Beer and joints right now
Don't want to get up and piss
I think I'll sit here

Nice.

Scooby Doo on TV
But it's in the living room
I'm way over here

I will sit no more
Really have to piss so bad
Finish joint and pee