Growing Plants Sideways

Unclebaldrick

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In my home town one of my friends Grandparents used to grow Marijuana and one day he showed us something crazy. He grabbed his plant at the top, and pulled it down to the ground and used a rope to tie the top of the plant to a cinder block. Then the side of the plant acted like the top and started growing upwards, so the plant had like 5 tops instead of one. So what I am doing it pretty much the same thing, but since the plant is smaller I tied to to a heavy-ish metal fork instead of a cinder block.







This is just an example I found on Google images where someone did something similar, but it looks like they grew it like this from day 1 by guiding it, instead of weighing down the top.
Here's the thing Fin, you claim that stressing your plants creates healthier plants - but none of us have seen you post anything but sick, tortured plants. None of us doubt that you are a wizard at stressing plants.

But nobody believes you when you say that it results in a healthier, more productive plant - in you hands at least. You claim that the weed you 'stress' has higher THC. Prove it. I want you to find a couple of users that you have smoked out and have them testify to the strength of your smoke. Or at the very least, show pictures of a successful grow.

So far all you do is take threads tat other people have already done far better, regurgitate it and add pictures that make us all certain that you are an incapable hack without the good sense to know it.

Sometimes a bad teacher is worse than no teacher at all. This is what I feel about you posting "how to" threads. You are a terrible gardener.
 

Dyna Ryda

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Here's the thing Fin, you claim that stressing your plants creates healthier plants - but none of us have seen you post anything but sick, tortured plants. None of us doubt that you are a wizard at stressing plants.

But nobody believes you when you say that it results in a healthier, more productive plant - in you hands at least. You claim that the weed you 'stress' has higher THC. Prove it. I want you to find a couple of users that you have smoked out and have them testify to the strength of your smoke. Or at the very least, show pictures of a successful grow.

So far all you do is take threads tat other people have already done far better, regurgitate it and add pictures that make us all certain that you are an incapable hack without the good sense to know it.

Sometimes a bad teacher is worse than no teacher at all. This is what I feel about you posting "how to" threads. You are a terrible gardener.
+rep well said
 

LetsGetCritical

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yeah mate I wish I could make childish comments all day and grow a pathetic single plant sog and live in shitty England and be dying of cirrhosis of the liver, you are right. By the way, you posting in Advanced is akin to Forrest Gump being accepted into Harvard.
 

honeybread

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I saw a plant many years ago where the grower used tent pegs to peg the main stem (half way up) into the soil, at that point, the plant grew roots. Picture the Loch Ness monster.
 
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