Got busted at the lab for cheating on a urine drug test

So I just took a urine test for Oreilly Auto parts and I got caught at the lab. When the guy took the temperature it was 105 (used two hand warmers), should've just used one. He then said to give him the container that I used to cheat. This was my first time ever cheating on a drug test and I didn't know that I was going to be timed (3 minutes) and the door had to be open. Why don't people post this stuff here since it's important. From all the research that I did, no one mentioned that the door had to be open and that you're timed. I thought I was going to be able to go in the restroom and take as long as I needed so the pee could cool down. Anyways, I hope other people who have to take a drug test read this.

Forte said:

So I just took a urine test for Oreilly Auto parts and I got caught at the lab. When the guy took the temperature it was 105 (used two hand warmers), should've just used one. He then said to give him the container that I used to cheat. This was my first time ever cheating on a drug test and I didn't know that I was going to be timed and the door had to be open. Why don't people post this stuff here since it's important. From all the research that I did, no one mentioned that the door had to be open and that you're timed. I thought I was going to be able to go in the restroom and take as long as I needed so the pee could cool down. Anyways, I hope other people who have to take a drug test read this.

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Sorry bro. Stuff is gonna happen. It costs money for them to send you to the lab. Of course the dudes have a job to do. Piss is their business, they sell a service like the auto parts store sells parts. But, it's not like it was a probie or anything. Maybe talk to your boss if you really want to keep the job. It's just weed right?

Anyway, good luck looking for a new job. They aren't supposed to give the reason you got let go to anyone calling. Find a job where they don't really care if you smoke weed. Like construction or small business where they really can't afford to spend that extra dough to piss test. Round here they do hair and saliva tests these days.

Anyway. Best of luck.

Sorry to hear about this but several things you could have done to avoid this.
Simply say you were not ready to urinate at the time. It's for a job not a probation /parole official. So i don't see how the door HAD to stay open.

Was this to get a job or to keep your job because they were suspecting you of something?

GrowUrOwnDank said:

Sorry bro. Stuff is gonna happen. It costs money for them to send you to the lab. Of course the dudes have a job to do. Piss is their business, they sell a service like the auto parts store sells parts. But, it's not like it was a probie or anything. Maybe talk to your boss if you really want to keep the job. It's just weed right?

Anyway, good luck looking for a new job. They aren't supposed to give the reason you got let go to anyone calling. Find a job where they don't really care if you smoke weed. Like construction or small business where they really can't afford to spend that extra dough to piss test. Round here they do hair and saliva tests these days.

Anyway. Best of luck.

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Yeah, it's just weed. I had just finished my interview and was told that I got the job, but that I had to go take a drug test. Having done research I prepared and took the bottle in case this situation arose. Fuck these laws and company policies!

wyteberrywidow said:

Sorry to hear about this but several things you could have done to avoid this.
Simply say you were not ready to urinate at the time. It's for a job not a probation /parole official. So i don't see how the door HAD to stay open.

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This was to get a job. The manager told me that he could've given me a few days if I needed, but a few days wouldn't have been enough for me to get clean since I'm an everyday smoker.

Forte said:

So I just took a urine test for Oreilly Auto parts and I got caught at the lab. When the guy took the temperature it was 105 (used two hand warmers), should've just used one. He then said to give him the container that I used to cheat. This was my first time ever cheating on a drug test and I didn't know that I was going to be timed and the door had to be open. Why don't people post this stuff here since it's important. From all the research that I did, no one mentioned that the door had to be open and that you're timed. I thought I was going to be able to go in the restroom and take as long as I needed so the pee could cool down. Anyways, I hope other people who have to take a drug test read this.

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you would have passed if you piss was 7 degreese lower

theexpress said:

you would have passed if you piss was 7 degreese lower

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I know man. That's why I should've used one hand warmer. The thing is that these hand warmers take a while to heat up so I used two because I didn't want it to be cold.

theexpress said:

you would have passed if you piss was 7 degreese lower

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Thank you Capt Obvious 105-7 = 98.
Just yankin' yer chain.

Forte said:

I know man. That's why I should've used one hand warmer. The thing is that these hand warmers take a while to heat up so I used two because I didn't want it to be cold.

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get it to temp it should have a temp strip on it put it in your nutts go inside and take the test lol... how did you not know it wasn't too warm

theexpress said:

get it to temp it should have a temp strip on it put it in your nutts go inside and take the test lol... how did you not know it wasn't too warm

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I used the hand warmers that you shake. What kind do you use? I put it on my outer thigh since I was wearing a football girdle.

Is it really too much to ask you to stop smoking for a few days? I mean you knew it might happen.

deadgro said:

Is it really too much to ask you to stop smoking for a few days? I mean you knew it might happen.

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I applied on Saturday, got called Monday, interviewed Wednesday and today. I've been smoking everyday for 4 years so if I had stopped, I still would've failed.

I use a small water tight container. I prefer like a small OTC pill bottle like zantac or something.

I put it under my arm pit. Perfect temp every time.

whitebb2727 said:

I use a small water tight container. I prefer like a small OTC pill bottle like zantac or something.

I put it under my arm pit. Perfect temp every time.

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How do you keep it from falling down?

Forte said:

How do you keep it from falling down?

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rubber band

At least it was only to get a job and not a parole/probation violation.

MightyMike530 said:

At least it was only to get a job and not a parole/probation violation.

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Fuck it. Autozone here I come.

Forte said:

How do you keep it from falling down?

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Just keep my arm pit closed on it. With a little practice you can hold it there and use your arm.

Oh and don't wear deodorant on that arm pit. It gets on the bottle then your hands then the cup. Lol. I have practice.

whitebb2727 said:

Just keep my arm pit closed on it. With a little practice you can hold it there and use your arm.

Oh and don't wear deodorant on that arm pit. It gets on the bottle then your hands then the cup. Lol. I have practice.

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I'm going to try this next time. Do you keep the bottle under your arm pit for 30 min and then head over there or what?