Good Quote

iamthewalrus

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Once my friend and I had just gotten back from a concert, and my mom was there, and I told her (my friend) to not say anything (she was high). Her reply was:
"My lips are sealed. With sealing wax. From the ceiling." :roll:
 

iamthewalrus

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Also, another quote from that day:

My friend saw a cigarette broken in half on the ground, and said she wanted it.
"I thought you quit?"
"But quitters never win"
"...but winners never lose!"
 
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