racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lol, just having you back is good enough for me clayton, you've been sorely missed..
now if only you could go find beardo we'd be set..
Getting Rich at the Alzheimers Assisted Living Facility
- Thread starter ClaytonBigsby
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now if only you could go find beardo we'd be set..
Flaming Pie
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Those homes are the best places to pick up some strange.
The removable teeth is a bonus.
The removable teeth is a bonus.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
so very true, nothing like a drug tooth to kill an erection..
ClaytonBigsby
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Yeah I cannot get it up for drug teeth either.
neosapien
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I'm posting from 8000 miles away in a karoake bar at my going away party to say, "it's good to hear from you again Clayton!". Glad to see you're still thinking about how to better your situation. Have you thought about taking some of these folks into your "loving care" and cashing their SS checks? Just something to think about!
puffdatchronic
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ClaytonBigsby
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lol, just having you back is good enough for me clayton, you've been sorely missed..
now if only you could go find beardo we'd be set..
Thank you so much, Kemo. Yes, I wish Beardo would come back. I hope he is very happy wherever he is.
Thank you, sir! Excellent idea, if I could keep them in a cage. Most of these people just poop themselves, forget how to eat, repeat the same shit over and over and over, etc. If I could keep them in a box and turn a hose on them occasionally, but I don't think it would be worth it, and I think the state comes for a visit to check up on them from time to time. Waaaaay easier to just beat them in poker, or get a loan.
I hope your wife post you singing from that bar, We'd love to see it! Well I would.
Hear hear!!!
Nice!
Done and done! A couple of times though, midway through, they forgot what they were doing. One bit me, the other started screaming and crying. I barely had time to get zipped up before the nurse came in. I got two loans from her that day.
Commander Strax
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I don't think you have been here long enough to pass judgement on Mr. Bigsby
It is not like he rented midgets to dance at a party or used his 6 year old nephew to steal money.
It is not like he uses homeless people as servants or took his 14 year old niece to get a tattoo.
kelly4
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Those places take volunteers, correct? I'm feeling the urge to do some volunteer work...a throbbing urge.
Unclebaldrick
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Good for you Clayton! This is helping to redistribute the wealth a whole lot more than those assisted living facilities. Those places are thinly veiled fleecing factories. Most of their office employees are "estate planners" that are more effective at gaining control of those old folks' assets than the Catholic Church.
Hey Buddy, don't forget about reverse mortgages. You know those nursing home vultures are gonna come after the house when the cash runs out. Ask them if they like Henry Winkler. If they do, you're golden. Fucking golden.
Hey Buddy, don't forget about reverse mortgages. You know those nursing home vultures are gonna come after the house when the cash runs out. Ask them if they like Henry Winkler. If they do, you're golden. Fucking golden.
ClaytonBigsby
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So, one of the checks bounced today. I had to go in to talk to the old lady. She said she didn't remember writing the check, but I think she may. I took her wedding ring, and accidentally broke her finger. She was yelling, so I put a pillow over her face. Then she stopped and I took off the pillow. She was just looking at me like I might be bringing her food. She started yapping about her finger hurting and I told her she closed it in the window. I asked her about my loan and she said she doesn;t have any money in her account, but she does have a stash in a safe deposit box. As soon as she remembers where she hid the key, I'm going to help her invest it.
I'm going to start bringing her puzzles and maybe buy her an account at Lumosity.com.
I kind of feel like a pirate. Where's me treasure, woman?!?!?!?!?
I'm going to start bringing her puzzles and maybe buy her an account at Lumosity.com.
I kind of feel like a pirate. Where's me treasure, woman?!?!?!?!?
MrEDuck
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The combination of Viagra and ignorance about safer sex has really increased STD rates among the elderly.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Glad to see you back bro. You truely are a saint.
ClaytonBigsby
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I learned it from you
Yes, doin the Lord's work, my man, thanks for your support
