Funny Joke

KoSmIcTRaveLer

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
 

cc2012

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Herald.ie

"A new survey found that 83% of girls aged between 16 and 19 keep a personal pen-and-paper diary"


cc2012 - "Which apparently is very bad news for 70s Djs"

Peace
 

cc2012

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I was chatting to our local Butcher the other day, and he reckoned he has Shagged every bird, bar one, in my street. when I got home I says to the Wife, eh up pet...you know the Butcher at the local shop, well he reckons he has shagged every bird but one on our street?

The Wife replied "I bet it's that snooty bitch from number 23"

:shock:
 

charface

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Why do farmers use a cock as weather vains?
Because if they used a cunt the wind would whistle right through it.
 
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