Fiction, Lies, & Deceit

Is it wrong to lie? Maby. But who's gonna know? This thread is all about stories that happened to you which may or may not be true.

Three weeks before my anticipated harvest I get a phone call from an unknown number. A mysterious voice comes on the line as I answer, he says to me, "Nick, there’re coming for you" and the call ends. I think to myself "Whatever dude, I dont know you, you dont know me". Tens minutes later as I finish cashing my bowl, I hear a knock at the door. "This is the police dept., we have a warrant for your arrest". My eyes widen, I drop my bong, I'm in a total panic state. I rush from my room to the grow tent set up in the basement. I think to myself "I only have enough time to grab one plant before I escape through the hidden trap door in the wall, which is it going to be?"

If you had to choose a single plant to take with you which would you choose and why?

For me, it would be the prime Maui Wowie that my family has been growing for generations.

Do you have any stories about how you narrowly escaped a situation? For example, the police, or a parent, or a cave collapsing?

Running from the police would land you even more jail time. Set your house on fire instead.

That's not a good idea.Since I work as a janitor at the local police station I won't be able to pilfer the goods from the evidence locker if I set my house on fire.