Easiest Way 2 Kill A Marijuana Plant?

Discussion in 'General Marijuana Growing' started by McDoobie, Jun 15, 2007.

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    McDoobie

    McDoobie Active Member

    I Was Wondering Wht Is An Easy Way 2 Kill A Marijuana Plant?:confused:
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    steve aka koolkat

    steve aka koolkat Well-Known Member

    Hmmmmm, I like a long slow death, so I smoke it
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    jimbo_jim

    jimbo_jim Well-Known Member

    leave it, it will die. Thats pretty bloody easy
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    Live2Die420

    Live2Die420 Well-Known Member

    Break it in half lmao. Or you can feed it bleach. Nice interesting experiment!
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    gardenandcats

    gardenandcats Well-Known Member

    Rip it out by the roots and stomp it to death!
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    Shanti4life

    Shanti4life Well-Known Member

    Lighter fluid and a match always does the job with plants
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    pjboy31

    pjboy31 Well-Known Member

    piss on it.................
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    McDoobie

    McDoobie Active Member

    Interesting, I Think Ill Piss On A Few Plants.
    Thx Guys!
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    pandabear

    pandabear Well-Known Member

    no man this is the best way to do it. slip a roofy in the plants drink, then when shes all messed up lure her to your pool and push the plant in.:mrgreen:

    getting rid of the body, thats the hard part:roll:



    honestly if you need advice on how to kill a plant you must be one of the most tree huggin, wouldnt hurt a fly type hippie stoner on earth:blsmoke:


    I would just make a makeshift noose and sneak up on the plant from behind and strangle it:mrgreen:
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    battosai

    battosai Well-Known Member

    approach the plant and use battojutsu. (technique where the sword is pulled from the stealth as a direct attack on opponent)
    by the time it realizes death is a foot, it won't even be able to feel its roots.
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    SmokerE

    SmokerE Well-Known Member

    1/4 stick of dynamite...just underneath the roots.
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    SmokerE

    SmokerE Well-Known Member

    oh hell!! strap one to the main stem 2
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    shamegame

    shamegame Well-Known Member

    I like to tape a gun to the plant's hand and drop it off infront of the police station late at night. Very low survival rate.
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    Shanti4life

    Shanti4life Well-Known Member

    Sneak up on it...like you sneak up on your animals when you're high, and send it into shock--->death....man I'm blazed
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    green_nobody

    green_nobody Well-Known Member

    12ga blast will do it, or miracle grow, that is damn reliable for the job as well;)
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    frog3850

    frog3850 Well-Known Member

    claim it has WMD invade its flower pot kill abunch of lesser plants getting to it turn its grow room mates against it and have them hang it

    I know this should be in the political discussion room
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    SmokerE

    SmokerE Well-Known Member

    You could put a KKK hood on it.....and put it on the side of the road in L.A.


    A joke.
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    jackinthebox

    jackinthebox Well-Known Member

    First of all why the hell do you want to kill marijuana plants????

    Second of all, why the hell are you guys all giving him ideas?

    If I were you, to kill it, I would get some good nutes, feed it once every other week with the nutes, and water in between. If your indoors switch the light to 12/12 when the nodes start to alternate, then wait about 8 weeks, maybe more if it needs it, then cut it, and hang it upside down for a week or two, in a dark spot. After that, I would reccomend curing it for another 2-3 weeks. Place it in a airtight jar, then close the lid. After about 8 hours, open the jar and give it some fresh air, move the weed around with ur fingers. Close the jar again and then wait 12 hours, then repeat the last step. Then I would say about every day repeat this process. After the three weeks, call me : )
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    SmokerE

    SmokerE Well-Known Member

    With this attitude that plant is doomed...might as well have some fun with it.
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    pandabear

    pandabear Well-Known Member


    them main problem is getting rid of the body. if you wanna really show her whos boss, expose her cute little rootball out an then fuck the shit out of it. when you almost ready to spurt shove it right in her top cola and rub it in.


    then smoke a cig:blsmoke: shell know whos boss then:blsmoke:

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