Drug Tests

Hey guys. Sooooo, I go to college and I got busted by campus police with weed. Student conduct is going to drug test me in all likelihood. I’ll need to submit 3 passed tests within 25-28 days of each other. And the first one will probably be about 26 days from today.

I have been smoking almost every day for the past 3 years. Yesterday was my last day smoking. I weigh about 135 lbs. If I don’t smoke for the next 26 days do you guys think I’ll pass my first test?
And then after I pass my first one, would I be able to smoke for a few days before I stop again to get clean for the next one?

Thanks for any advice/info

Poop in the cup, mainy. Derp...

Sooooo anyone else?

Nope...

Hi Ted,

Your best bet is to shit in the cup. If that doesn't work start sucking dick, if one isn't readily available, then you were doing it wrong to begin with.
Penis.

SH420

Welcome new friend.

I'm busy studying for drug test

Sir Napsalot said:

I'm busy studying for drug test

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I've tested most of them.
But nothing wrong with a second opinion

charface said:

I've tested most of them.
But nothing wrong with a second opinion

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I judge cannabis contests

I think what everyone is trying to tell you is that this subject has come up about 10k times in the past few years. A simple search will find lots.

Shortish answer::
-- Home tests work, and only cost about $2 each at the pharmacy - make sure you pass a week before you test
-- Cannabis is hydrophobic - it will hang out in fat cells - the thinner you are, the quicker you will pass
-- For your build, it shouldn't be a problem
-- if you are still hot, there are options to using your own pee

What skul do you go to anyway? Oral Roberts university? I couldn't imagine a mainline skul forcing a drug test as a disciplinary option.

Ted Highlighter said:

Hey guys. Sooooo, I go to college and I got busted by campus police with weed. Student conduct is going to drug test me in all likelihood. I’ll need to submit 3 passed tests within 25-28 days of each other. And the first one will probably be about 26 days from today.

I have been smoking almost every day for the past 3 years. Yesterday was my last day smoking. I weigh about 135 lbs. If I don’t smoke for the next 26 days do you guys think I’ll pass my first test?
And then after I pass my first one, would I be able to smoke for a few days before I stop again to get clean for the next one?

Thanks for any advice/info

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You might or you might not pass the test you know, , you should just not smoke after the first one, or quit your college.