Drug Test Question - I have done my research!

dadio161

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I recently hand to a drug test for a pre-employment physical. I bought one of those synthetic urine kits from my local hydro shop. It worked great. I was nervous on how to bring it in the docs office without getting caught. I decided to buy a athletic supporter and just use that as a holder. no tapping to body. I now have a great new job.
 

infdjedi

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Thank you for the reply. So synthetic works, eh? This is just a pre-employment test for me as well. Could you give me a link to the kit you bought if you remember?
 

TeAmoMota

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I've successfully used real urine before, and synthetic urine can be used but be aware that there are imitations out there, and that if the drug test is sent off to a lab some synthetic blends do not have the right specific gravity and may be rejected (that is if you bought an outdated or offlabel bottle)

Conceal it VERY well. I failed my last drug test/physical because of the thoroughness of the clinic i went to.. eg. They watched me piss, and when i had to get my balls fondled that's when he found my bottle in my boxers.

That was the most thorough physical i've been to though. And it was a bit awkward when he asked me what I was on after he saw the bottle. Very bad day...

Be careful.. and best of luck.

Also be aware of some products that can clean your system.. I've heard some good reports but you could always get ripped off if you aren't careful. GL
 

dadio161

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I don't remember the name of the kit. It was $20 and came in a small plastic bottle with a warmer to keep at body temp.
 

infdjedi

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Thanks Dadio. TeAmoMota: I do not have a physical or anything.. just a pre-employment drug urine test. Do you know if they watch you while you do that test as well? What synthetic did you buy?
 

green bean

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The company I work for usually tests using the cheek-swab kit (i'm guessing they are cheaper). I just had to take one. I belive they can only detect what you have done in the last five days or so. Your best bet is to abstain for as long as you can before the test (if thats possible).
 

Mr Neutron

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I have passed more than one urine test by drinking a glass of vinegar before the test, from as early as the night before (in the case of a pre-employment exam) to as late as on the way the the lab.
When I needed to get tested via hair sample, I bought some special shampoo that was "guaranteed" to get me to pass, it didn't and I didn't get the job.
 

NewClosetGrower

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i carry a bottle of Urine-luck with me consistently. its 50 bucks, comes with 3 oz's when most UA's only require 2 and it has a thermo on the bottle with a heat pack and rubberband. it takes about an hour to heat up and i just put it in a sock tucked down into my pants held by wrapping it around my belt so it doesnt fall down...3 years running, used at leat bi-monthly and still have my career good luck man
 

ROBSTERB

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apparently cannabis stays in your system longer than any other drug, something like 31 days, where other harder drugs is only 3-5, :cry:
 

maphisto

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synthetic works great for the first time if ya happen to find yourself in a postion where you gotta do it again just use same bottle with a friends (male) urine.. thats what i did i found myself in a position where i ha to test again. just bring up the temps and use a hand warmer then SHAMWOW you gotta a new job. most people dont have the balls congrats!
 

pazuzu420

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My sister has used the Urinator for many years now and swears by them and thier product. They provide synthetic urine to go into the belt that keeps it at exactly body temp throught the use of batteries. Easy to conceal with a handy tube with a valve on the end of it.

My other friend used a balloon with clean urine in it and kept it under his arm pit till use, then hit 'BIT' into the balloon and squeezed it into the specimen jar.....talk about messy *laughs*

"Excuse me, is that urine on your collar?"
 

kozmik

Member
i was on probation and cudnt stop smokin and couldnt get around it so i went to a herbal store ina city nearby and got a african tea u can drink it 24 hours before u piss u mix it with water and drink it threw out the day and piss alot it takes ur toxins out that fast theres also the pill of this product which they use the same product in capsules instaid of drinkin it (the tea does not have a nice taste)
and sometimes i would end up bulshitin and not takin it as it recomends i would start popin the capsules lik 8 hours before goin to bed and stayin up to piss it all out which i wud b riskin butt

its been 2 years since i used this tea but guarentee 1000% i passed my tests the whole year while i was on probation which they really want to get u with there advanced tests and its only ten buck for the pack i used one pack in 2-3 visits to p.o compared to 50-100 bucks they ask for a liter of some shit at stores and its all organic no chemicals just str8 up medicinal used to release toxins its form herbal gardens u can get it on online too its called bizzy

heres the site:http://www.theherbalgardens.com/shop/products/bizzy-kola-nut/

this really helped me out because iif it wasnt for that i would have spent a year in jail incase i used somethin that failed on me when i needed it


another trick i have gotten away with is drinkin a whole gallon of TAP water an hour before u see the p.o or job and piss once before u have to piss in the cup so that by the time the water u drink goes in the cup the water hasnt build up enough thc etc in it n toxins which set of the alarm on the tester
 

Shane!

Member
There are also teas at king soopers safe way called detox teas had a friend on parole smoked everyday would drink a cup in the am and one right before bed never pissed hot. He also bought a book about this dudes detox diet who was also on parole for like 10 years it works though cause the local radio guys in denver tried it like three or four years ago. Got there thc levels as high as possible took a baseline ua then started the diet while still smoking as much as they did and in like 10 days they were all clean man.. Maybe someone on here remebers that book name or google it drug detox book or something
 
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