dog rollin' in chit

absolutely disgusting. he comes rubbing up on me and I realize he has fresh chit all over his head and neck.

Why do they act like such chitheads?

nasty

The neighbors dogs do the same thing with several day old kills in the woods. They come back smelling like a carcus!

why did my ex wife's chihuahua go in the cat box, retrieve a turd and eat it in front of me

Mine won't roll in shit, but a dead animal? Or better yet a dead fish? My fuckers dive into that shit..

tyler.durden said:

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Well played

jacksmuff said:

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That's kinda hot...

mr sunshine said:

That's kinda hot...

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What can I say? My son!!!!!

mr sunshine said:

That's kinda hot...

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thought you might like it.

@Chunky Stool

Obviously I'm guna think about the robot vac here..... Mostly because it's the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I will admit Sunshine caught me off guard a few nights back...... Never had guacamole shoot out of my nose until then.

Thanks again for that experience Sunshine.

I had this wonderful dog, the guy before my current, he was a blonde red heeler. Smart oh fuck was he smart. But he so liked horse shit, he fuckin' loved it. My neighbors have horses and Angie would go a couple times a week to particular paddock, and hang out. I can see the paddock from the upstairs kitchen window, binocs if I want detail. Anyway, I'd call him home, as he got closer, he's not blonde he's green. I'd race down and get the hose ready. I fuckin adored that dog

Sour Wreck said:

why did my ex wife's chihuahua go in the cat box, retrieve a turd and eat it in front of me

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It's like almond roca for dogs

SH420

slabhead said:

absolutely disgusting. he comes rubbing up on me and I realize he has fresh chit all over his head and neck...nasty

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This is some funny shiat...I am laughing, but it;s because I know what you mean. Dogs are the coolest f-ing animals, except for this..well this and eating their shiat (or cat shiat) then licking you.

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this is why this site is the best

Zero_OS said:

This is some funny shiat...I am laughing, but it;s because I know what you mean. Dogs are the coolest f-ing animals, except for this..well this and eating their shiat (or cat shiat) then licking you.

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you smell like dog shit

Our dog just eats it which not as bad but still gross. You can imagine the burps.

When I get up in the morning i let my 2 dogs out, jump in the shower and the dogs will push open the door to come back inside when they're done. Yesterday I get out of the shower and see something at the bath entrance that stretches down the hall?? As I look closer I realize its one half of a bunny with its guts connecting to the other half at my bedroom door down the hall!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

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When I get up in the morning i let my 2 dogs out, jump in the shower and the dogs will push open the door to come back inside when they're done. Yesterday I get out of the shower and see something at the bath entrance that stretches down the hall?? As I look closer I realize its one half of a bunny with its guts connecting to the other half at my bedroom door down the hall!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

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Easter is coming, well it was....

Rather get a self-defense bear. Look, this one can use weapons.