Does Piss Help Your Plant Grow?

Piss for freedem let little jhonny hang and piss call it a new strain hmm....

Wow I cant believe this thread is still here it started when I joined.

Kinda funny though my buddy pisses around his plant, but not for nutes. He does it cause if he doesn't his 135lb dog will piss right on it lol.

Wigmo said:

hahahaha definatey dude, drench the sucker, you could call the strain mellow yellow aaahhahahahahahahhaaaha

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no way man. I like the name "The WeeWee". Thats got a kind of catchy ring to it, no? u know like, Man, this is the WeeWee, its some fuckin chronic shit. Kinda salty, but its some god damn CHRONIC!!

any idea as to how much you should put?

MightyBuddha said:

Anyone else miss PuffDaddy? LOLOLOL

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i think hess caled p diddly or maybe diddly puff or somthing of the sort,

babylonburn said:

you people.....if u are a vegetarian as ii am and only eat drink natural food then u can use ure own fecies and or piss in ure grow 3rd world country farmers do it all the time and come out with some of the best collie...and longest lives because they dont fill theyre bodies with non-sense as ii would say....if ure gonna use dilute 9 to 1(10)

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hold on now, isnt the act of excretion the cleansing of the toxins from the body? maybe im wrong but if i want to be healthy ill stick with the vitamin c.

i didnt see it on here yet, maybe i missed it, but if you eat meat, absolutely DO NOT PISS ON YOUR PLANTS. If you eat any type of meat you can poison yourself by pissing on your plants and smoking it. This goes for any fertilizer you use. If the animal providing the shit ate meat, it is NOT SAFE to use on plants that you smoke or eat.

thats crazy shit

but great info

bigballin007 said:

piss is high in N and is good for your plants but not for your nose. Piss also contains many other elemnts that are not good for your plants but if you can not afford a $5.00 bottle of fert piss will not kill your plants or give them a weird taste as I have grown weed using urine and I saw better results from pissing in my pot than not using anything at all under the same conditions. I did this as an experiment. The plant that I pissed on I yeilded 2oz as the one I did not piss on it yeilded 1 1/2 oz.

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Inneedofbuds said:

i didnt see it on here yet, maybe i missed it, but if you eat meat, absolutely DO NOT PISS ON YOUR PLANTS. If you eat any type of meat you can poison yourself by pissing on your plants and smoking it. This goes for any fertilizer you use. If the animal providing the shit ate meat, it is NOT SAFE to use on plants that you smoke or eat.

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Yo... are you seroius?.. that's insane... do you have facts to back it up tho?

greenleaftoker said:

Yo... are you seroius?.. that's insane... do you have facts to back it up tho?

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facts... well, kinda. Human urine, it if were perfectly clean makes a perfectly fine fertilizer. It will help your plant grow. The practice dates back to agricultural times when the primary diets were vegetables and fertilizers were scarce. The problem is, most people don't smoke their plants and most people don't have clean urine anymore. Eating meat adds tons of bacteria to your urine and feces. In japan, they used to call it night soil and the practice was banned because so many got sick. When you factor in all the chemicals we humans consume (medicines, fast foods, drugs, vitamins, etc, our urine becomes very dirty. When you add the fact that you smoke the plant, well its just something I would never do. If you absolutely must do it, at the very least dilute your urine quite a bit. Still, there is much better options.

Alot of these guys make me laugh... they don't know shit.... Piss is great for any plant... especially when a multi vitamin has been consumed a few hrs earlier. The body keeps all the vitamins it needs and expells the rest in urine. Your plant will love it and you will see a difference fast. Buds seem to respond really fast after a good pissing on( not on the bud). in the dirt.kiss-ass

Piss is such a good fertilizer that Finland conducted experiments that showed that not only did cabbages fertilized with urine grow bigger than cabbages fertilized with commercial fertilizers, but their nutrient levels were far superior. You do need to dilute it though as straight piss can cause nute burn. Very potent stuff.

tenn1234 said:

don't piss on your plants, its fucking stupid. Go to the store and buy fertilizer.

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hahaha , fuck I just laughed so hard.

drgreenGMX said:

shouldnt read this site when drunk ended up mis reading\remembering and ended up taking a shit in my res

once it got sucked in the pump it was really hard to clear out

buds smell sweet tho, whos taking a hit?

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hahaha even fucking better.....

It really works , dont knock it till you try it , as an experiment I have all same plants but I'm open to experimenting and so I did with one and one I experimented with turned out to be a nice darker green than the rest of the plants and fuller with growth , it's my best looking plant, maybe the skunk that pissed on it before me gave it the right combination of fertilizer. And for the record you gross out that I pissed on it but, it's ok for the skunk.