Does Piss Help Your Plant Grow?

well I bearly started planting my plant and I got results in like less than four weeks my plant is growing fast but I want to smoke it already but the plant is not full grown....I heard that putting some of your piss mixed with water would help my plant grow is this true???

peace out

Don't mix the piss with water ... just pour it on straight. Just like Mother Nature pisses from the clouds ... piss is good for plants.

Vi

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

don't piss on your plants, its fucking stupid. Go to the store and buy fertilizer.

Ah, piss on it!

Vi

hahahaha definatey dude, drench the sucker, you could call the strain mellow yellow aaahhahahahahahahhaaaha

DUD your gonna wanna piss in a mesuring cup 1 cup piss to 1 gallon of water. I would recomend getting fert insead as your house will smell as if you pissed your pants/bed. Just not a good idea indoors!!!!!!!!

wait piss isnt actualy good for them right?

piss is high in N and is good for your plants but not for your nose. Piss also contains many other elemnts that are not good for your plants but if you can not afford a $5.00 bottle of fert piss will not kill your plants or give them a weird taste as I have grown weed using urine and I saw better results from pissing in my pot than not using anything at all under the same conditions. I did this as an experiment. The plant that I pissed on I yeilded 2oz as the one I did not piss on it yeilded 1 1/2 oz.

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The plant that I pissed on I yeilded 2oz as the one I did not piss on it yeilded 1 1/2 oz.

Hahaha ... did you tell your friends as you loaded up the bong?

Vi

C'mon guys, dont disgrace the ladies.

do u want to smoke piss???

and u only got 2 oz off a plant??

hhahah so piss can replace fertalizer.

Ps: i wouldnt tell them i pissed in it lol

Piss in your compost, then use it for your plants.

If you were growing tomatoes would you piss on them too?

Is it 2006 over there? Thats what we make ferts for!

haters wanna hate. lovers wanna love. i dont even want. none of the above. i want to piss on you.

People really do piss in their compost piles. It's then used on everthing from their gardens to their "gardens". So indirectly they are pissing on their pot.

hahah jeeeeebus

If you people would read up on what some of the other Shit you people put in your soil like human shit, cow shit, horse shit, Bat shit I think the least I could do is use piss with out to much complaining. Soil that is dug outta your yard, yes there are many here who do it, has bird shit, dog shit, deer shit, racoon piss/shit worm shit all mixed in it yet I hear noone else saying anything about it! I believe in conservation and if I choose to piss on my plants, better than in my pants lol, then so be it. You people never seem to stop amazing me how idiotic most of you can be. Have ya ever eaten a pig a fish or smoked a cigarette before you would be amazed at the amount of shit that they contain so stop being sissy's and grow the fuck up and use some common sense!!!!!!!!!!!