Does anyone know what channel the riots are on?

UncleBuck

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Hey Mudballs, you must have taken the Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading course seeing as how you claim to have read 1000 pages of GJ testimony in less than 24 hours ( most of which you spent pie eyed and/or blacked out ). LMFAO.
hey racist cracker,

here are all the eyewitness reports. you can skim them all to find out what they say happened after brown ran from the cop.

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2014/11/us/ferguson-grand-jury-docs/index.html

18 witnesses tell the same story. only wilson and witness 10 tell a different story.

are you mentally retarded?
 

UncleBuck

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LOL I just realized it took Buck all day to shingle a shed!

Evidence of a very small penis.
never shingled a damn thing in my life before. had to put up fascia boards and get supplies too. that includes a second trip to get the right blade for trimming the shingle ends.

only took a few hours.
 

sheskunk

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I love how I can still laugh at you without actually having to listen to you. I've seen enough of your nonsense to know exactly what you are crying about.

Now reply to me knowing full well I'll never see it. Puppet.
 

greenlikemoney

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The right blade for trimming the shingle ends? Didn't the man ( your supposed Father, or Jesus, whatever ) who built the most beautiful churches in NJ teach your dumbass anything growing up? My guess is you fucked up BIG TIME until you had to go to Lowes/HD and ask a woman how to fix your fuckup.
 

NoDrama

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never shingled a damn thing in my life before. had to put up fascia boards and get supplies too. that includes a second trip to get the right blade for trimming the shingle ends.

only took a few hours.
The right blade? You mean a salesman told you you needed a special blade to cut shingles? I just use a regular box knife like all the pros do, you got suckered.
 

UncleBuck

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The right blade for trimming the shingle ends? Didn't the man ( your supposed Father, or Jesus, whatever ) who built the most beautiful churches in NJ teach your dumbass anything growing up? My guess is you fucked up BIG TIME until you had to go to Lowes/HD and ask a woman how to fix your fuckup.
thought the straight blade would be fine. guess the hook nose is needed.

came out looking just fine.

racist cracker.
 

UncleBuck

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The right blade? You mean a salesman told you you needed a special blade to cut shingles? I just use a regular box knife like all the pros do, you got suckered.
wasn't looking rightwih the straight blade. hook nose made it look a lot nicer. worth the $4.
 

NoDrama

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wasn't looking rightwih the straight blade. hook nose made it look a lot nicer. worth the $4.
The reason it didn't look nice was because you weren't using a straight edge to cut along. That salesman sure got you good though, not close to $4, but its a nice lie for you to try anyway.
 

UncleBuck

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The reason it didn't look nice was because you weren't using a straight edge to cut along. That salesman sure got you good though, not close to $4, but its a nice lie for you to try anyway.
tacked a 1x2 to the fascia board to get a slight overhang, actually.

the hook nose blade was the right tool for the job. no salesperson helped me either.
 

NoDrama

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tacked a 1x2 to the fascia board to get a slight overhang, actually.

the hook nose blade was the right tool for the job. no salesperson helped me either.
I won't deny that the hook blade is better, but it certainly wasn't needed. if your cuts weren't straight its because you suck at cutting, no other reason.
 

UncleBuck

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I won't deny that the hook blade is better, but it certainly wasn't needed. if your cuts weren't straight its because you suck at cutting, no other reason.
shingles aren't needed. i could tack a heavy duty tarp to the plywood.

i want it to look nice. i get to look at it every time i let the dogs out or have a smoke.
 

NoDrama

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It great that you are proud of turning a 15 minute job into a few hours, plus you bought tools you never have to use again. Win win.
 

UncleBuck

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It great that you are proud of turning a 15 minute job into a few hours, plus you bought tools you never have to use again. Win win.
you can put up fascia board and shingle 128 sq ft, replete with 30 pound paper, in 15 minutes?

why do you have to lie constantly? is it because you have a tiny penis?

you have said before that you have a large penis, but you lie so often that it means you have a small penis.
 
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