Dispensary Edibles vs. Homemade.

Whats up guys? I'm a California MMJ patient and I just wanted to give some advice to other people who use edibles as medication. If you use pot for pain and you don't eat edibles I would highly recommend you get yourself some. Smoking does not do a thing for my pain, only edibles. A couple years ago I was hit by a drunk driver. I got horrible whip lash and couldn't really do anything for 2-3 months. So now I use edibles to treat my pain. So for anyone who has ever had club edibles and enjoyed them I have got some advice for you! Make your own! I have had some good club edibles but nothing compares to what you can make for WAY cheaper. Brownies cost 5/10 dollars at the clubs and they probably have about a gram in them. What I do (well what I am doing until I harvest my first crop!) is buy the worst weed possible at the club. It is 10 dollars an 8th and it is fucking dirty shit. You would not want to smoke it. Grind up the dirty then put it in a pot. Put just enough oil to cover the dirty. I use olive oil because it is healthy. Turn on heat. Put enough heat to get really tiny bubbles boiling. You don't want a rapid boil. Once you get really tiny bubbles turn the heat down really low so it stops boiling and is just hot. Stir every now and after about ten minutes you have a brown oil and your bud is brown and crunchy. Now strain with a coffee filter and put the oil in whatever you want. I eat a lot of Italian food so I put the oil in pasta sauce. I use an 8th in the oil and that is one dose for me. but if you use an 8th you can get about 2-3 doses out of it I just like to get as medicated as possible. If you have never had an edible with an 8th in it(Which I don't think many people have. I'm the only person I know who does this but it is fantastic) After trying this size dose you will understand why Marijuana is a psychedelic. The high lasts about 16 hours and it usually peaks at around hour 4 for me. Sorry for going on forever but I just thought I would share. Eating weed has made my life better and easier and hopefully my recipe will make your life better to if your in pain or you just want to get high. Oh and I see all the time on different threads that people don't want to make edibles because they think they will mess up and waste their weed well just to let you know this recipe is almost impossible to fuck up and has worked for me overtime I have made it.

Peace everyone PM me if you have any questions. Hahahah this oil makes me so friendly and makes me want to share it with everyone.


Oh just so the title makes sense. Homemade edibles fucking kill dispensary edibles. I will never buy one from a club again.

Thanks for the instructions. I will try this.

Neg rep? Never seen that before.....how do you even get negative rep

i bought pre-packaged "space cakes" in amsterdam every morning for breakfast.. right on the package it said it contained .5 gram of hash.. i'd eat a good 2 or 3 of these, and felt absolutely nothing in terms of effect.. i thought edibles simply didn't work for me, as i've read others say..
about a year or so later, i decided to make my own.. used about an oz. of some crap brick i had, and a bunch of trim i had laying around.. i mistakenly ate about 2 2/3s of the brownies, and i was wrecked for about 15 hours or more, and i mean wrecked.. the highest i've even been from any form of cannabis..

qwizoking said:

Neg rep? Never seen that before.....how do you even get negative rep

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back when i first joined qwiz, the members of the eltie rolling society had the ability to give other members negative rep.. after about a year or so of my being here, they did away with the negative rep..