Detox while pregnant

stony13

Member
Hi just curious if taking a detox drink while in early pregnancy can cause any harm...googled it a bit and couldn't find much about the subject. I have a drug screen today and I have either a detox or fake urine and not sure which to use. Thanks. :) (BTW it is an 8 oz 'Stinger' detox drink)
 

billybob420

Well-Known Member
I'd go with the fake urine every time. That detox shit is too unreliable. Fake urine or synthetic urine.
 

stony13

Member
I have used detox successfully in the past. I am a pretty small person.. the fake urine would be harder for me to hide (if you know what I mean) because I'm a girl. And TBH kind of afraid it would come back invalid... Thanks for the post
 

jman23

Active Member
fake urine for sure my gf smoke when she was prego it was the only thing that helped her not feel sick now my son is 11 months and super smart so whoever says weed is bad when your progo i say your wrong
 

cindysid

Well-Known Member
The fake urine is not that hard to hide. The bag fits tight against your skin. I am a girl too, and I had no problem. Some of the herbs used in the detox might be bad for you during pregnancy also.
 

stony13

Member
The urine I have is 'Quick Fix' and it's in a bottle...tried strapping it to my upper thigh and it is pretty bulky considering how petite I am and you can see it clearly with jeans on lol.. not really wanting to wear sweat pants either because they pat you down before going in to piss. Any ideas on where else I could possibly put the bottle...running out of time
 

billybob420

Well-Known Member
They pat you down before going in to piss? If it's for employment that's not legal. If it's for court they usually just watch.
 

stony13

Member
Yeah last time I went I had to empty my pockets and a woman patted me down...and yes it is for employment each time.
 

billybob420

Well-Known Member
I've been told to empty my pockets, but they're not allowed to put a hand on you, it's part of your civil rights.
 

kratos015

Well-Known Member
Fake urine is definitely the most for sure way, however it's not always possible to get. Maybe you can't wait for shipping or you don't have a smoke shop or what have you.

In that case, here's what you do. Don't use that detox crap, they usually don't work. Note how almost all detox drinks say to drink it with lots and lots of water. If a detox drink EVER works, it's because you drank a ton of water with it. These companies make tons of money off of panicked people who desperately need this job enough to spend $20-40 bucks on their bogus product. The way that these tests work is they test the amount of THC that exists in the urine sample, so if your urine sample has little to no THC in it then you'll pass. So how do you do that? Well have you ever drank so much water that your pee came out completely clear? And on the opposite end, have you ever realized how your pee is the darkest in the morning? This is because when you pee in the morning, you're getting rid of all the fluids that you not only didn't expel the day before, but also while you were sleeping. Make sure you pee first thing before your drug test, then keep drinking plenty of water. Keep drinking until you pee clear, when your pee is clear it is more "pure" in the sense that there won't be much THC in your urine sample and it will likely not be detected.

Of course there's the problem of clear urine raising red flags. So what you do when your pee first starts turning clear, continue to drink water and swallow a couple of B12 vitamin pills. The B12 just so happens to make urine more yellow, so even if your urine is coming out "clear" it will be colored yellow and it will likely not fail the drug test due to it not having as much THC in it, that's why you don't take the first piss of the morning for your drug test, you'll get nailed for sure. If you do this with enough time before the test your body will be able to provide it's own "fake" urine :p Hope this helped.
 

montanachadly

Active Member
I would go with the synthetic urine ive been taking uas for the courts for the last 15 years on and off that drink the water thing until your pee is clear is all great and dandy if they are doing a dip stick ua the ones that have the drugs on the fron or a little cup they dip the stick in with the panel on it then thats great drink a bunch of water you should pass. But if your tests go to a lab and you drink lots of water and take the b12 vitamins your fucked cause they test your creatine levels in your pee and that will give it away if you tried to beat the test with just water. I have served some time for diluting my uas is what they call it cause your diluting your body with water. Fake Urine make sure its at body temp when you hand it to the lady stick it up on the dash of your car in the sun on the way to your appt before you get there and let it heat up some have the temps on them so you know i dont know what synthetic piss your using. Since your not worried about going to jail or anything like that go with the synthetic piss the amt of water you have to drink to dilute it just isnt worth it you have to drink so much that your just filled with water and very uncomfortable you get cold easy cause all that water lowers the body temp if your drinking cold water ive never tried it with warm water. The tests that i had to take for years and years with the courts was a lab in Redwood Califorina that a good number of probation and parole offices use. Ive never taken the employment tests so i dont know but alot of the new tests are pretty smart as people make new ways to beat the tests the testmakers make better tests both just keep getting more and more advanced. But theres no way to beat the creatine tests when you engulf yourself with water.
 

steffers4effers

New Member
You can't rely on fake urine when it comes to your pregnancy OB/GYN visits though. The rest of the levels are needed to keep track of your pregnancy. Fake urine will not have the correct HCG levels, which MUST be detectable, as well as ketones and other very important numbers needed by your physician.
 
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