Craziest Things You've Found In Weed.

I use to go to the ghetto for my buds. Once I went up to some people on a street corner and asked for bud, they said sure, they came back dropped a dime in the car and I threw out 10 bucks. I got a cat turd wrapped in oregano. It was so funny that I wasn't even pissed off. Its only 10 bucks.

FUCKING CAT TURD!

That's funny shit...it's worth the ten bucks just for the creativity!

craziest thing in my weed from a street dealer (besides the ever-present sand) was GOOD WEED....happened only once in the 80's. Must have been a mistake lol.

my uncles toenail.

Back in high school 1977 mind you my buddy and I split a $500 key of pressed mex from my older brothers hookup. At 16 this was all the pot in the world.Put it up on the table started steaming it apart and found a dry mouse and a padlock. The mouse was ok , real light at this point. The lock on the otherhand was kind of heavy. good old days------mike

A cheeto that appeared to have been sucked clean. Nearly ruined a friendship.

mistaphuck said:

i once found a bag at the mall tat looked like someone had dumped salt and pepper all over the buds

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A Red Stripe beer cap in a bag of Jamaican, back in the 70's

Ask Randy Bishop.

i once found a piece of cotton (could have been a ciggarete filter maybe) pressed into 100g piece of maroccan hash

we had keys of blond hash..a bunch..and whenever we chunked a block up,some
would splinter off..a friend who hung around would allways find a little piece,nibble on igt like a squirrel and exclaim "hash!"..then one day we got a kitten..nuff said!
ive found orange plastic from tying up bales..thats it.

preparation h a partially d pleated tube I guess eating chili and then going out to the jungle to harvest the weed while on cocaine inflames the old hemorrhoids

I'v never found anything weird in my bud but I know of someone that found a bullet in the bag they bought.

MydogCody said:

I use to go to the ghetto for my buds. Once I went up to some people on a street corner and asked for bud, they said sure, they came back dropped a dime in the car and I threw out 10 bucks. I got a cat turd wrapped in oregano. It was so funny that I wasn't even pissed off. Its only 10 bucks.

FUCKING CAT TURD!

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Lmao, I think I had the same thing happen to me, I'm not sure. I got a QP and split it with a friend years ago. We found this little black/brown unidentifiable something or other in the bag, hard as a rock though, but it wasn't a rock, weighed like 4 grams and was the size of s marble. Thought it was hash but didn't dare smoke it. My buddy still has it til this day lol

Imlovinit said:

I found an orange peel in an oz.

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I can explain that!!! some people put orange peels in their weed to keep their weed fresh

AlphaPhase said:

Lmao, I think I had the same thing happen to me, I'm not sure. I got a QP and split it with a friend years ago. We found this little black/brown unidentifiable something or other in the bag, hard as a rock though, but it wasn't a rock, weighed like 4 grams and was the size of s marble. Thought it was hash but didn't dare smoke it. My buddy still has it til this day lol

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you got ripped off bro, they put that in to make to jip you 4 grams, have you tried heating it up and smearing it on your finger? if it doesn't work it aint hash

Mr. Bongwater said:

you got ripped off bro, they put that in to make to jip you 4 grams, have you tried heating it up and smearing it on your finger? if it doesn't work it aint hash

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This happeed like 10 years ago but we never tested it out, definitely was ripped off, but 4 grams short on a 1/4 lb wasn't too bad, we were more confused than mad lol, we never smoked hash back then so never knew what it looked like

DaMidnightToker said:

Whats the craziest thing you've found in weed? Have you ever bought a nice sac of compressed bud, went home and broke that shit up, and found some wierd shit. From my experience, I've found hair, what looked like pecil shavings, lead, ect. Don't assume its your dealer, but likley dropped in some where down the line of supply and demand. Post your story.

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Ive found once some lady bugs caught in between buds. My caregiver had put some in his garden to kill pests and spider mites I just laughed and said the lady bugs died because of the dankness

myself

a grasshopper. picked up a zip for 200. cracked the FIRST nugget and there was a dried grasshopper staring at me. Its ok ny coworker smoked it. He said it tasted funny....DUH DUDE THERES A FUCKING GRASSHOPPER IN THERE

A toad,,, i trade some shrooms and XTC for 2 lb of "Jamaican me hazy" with my friend buggz. non compressed, i went through it separating the nugs from loose bits. and i found a bufo toad. i asked him wtf! and he said he produces all his highs in one room. and he extracts this stuff from toads. he assured all his stuff is always clean, which i believe cuz he is a clean freak and im the only person that trades drugs with him, didnt really change up the weed. but a good laugh.