Craziest Things You've Found In Weed.

WTF!! I've never found anything other than the occasional seed... literally nothing... and I've bought some sketchy looking stuff from some sketchy looking people lol.

captiankush said:

I found a finger in a bale of Mexican once upon a time, it was petrified like the weed but you could make out the joints, finger nail, etc.

CK

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Bullshit. You read the "Jamaicans are crazy" guy's story and felt the need to elaborate.....

Chili powder and jalapeno seeds... courtesy of my loving father... who also peed in my bong. I love you and miss you Dad! RIP

cat piss in the bong clears the sinuses.

ive found a xanax in my weed before, my dealer asked if i found it, gave it to this bitch instead, ive put a few chips in a oz i sold before as a 420 joke

Small black bits that resembled charcoal. It made up at least half the weight of the bag. That is why I refuse to smoke brick.

I found a piece of a tooth once. Also the asians would bulk up their sacks by hiding rice in them.

Dog hair and rocks... wtf, shit cost enuff as it is let alone buying rocks.

Never seen anything in killer nugs.but shwag ive found insects like small beatles well there remains lol.but one time cracking a philly blunt found a feather in it.

Have found a lot of twine and rope in larger purchases of brick. Some nasty stuff there. Will only go back to that if I am absolutely fucking desperate

in my resin(poo bar) smoking days, plastic bag, cellophane n stuff

Back in high school, we bought a kilo brick and in the process of breaking it up, we found a pretty damn nice small pocket knife, It was in great shape, I lost it years ago, but I had it for quite a while.

Peace

Asmallvoice

One time when I found -- I shit you not -- a ball of goopy playdough in my fucking bag of weed.

Bout 10 yrs ago bout an ounce of stinky sticky dank. Was super excited till got home and stuck in middle was a couple gravel rocks which weighed 7 grams.
Fuckin loser lol

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Sweetner...looked way too white to be the real deal. After tasting it I was sure...never trust a salesperson.

Ilovebush said:

Sweetner...looked way too white to be the real deal. After tasting it I was sure...never trust a salesperson.

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So you bought sweetener thinking it was weed?
Not.

Sorry...the nug was covered in sweetner...even Ray Charles would have spotted it.

OHHH lmao! as if . i bet it looked bomb till you realized

Dorito Pieces, a Lego Man wrench, and if I added it up probably an oz of hair so far in my life.

Greedy people will do anything to improve the look or increase weight but once you expose the fraud it's their loss. There are much worse things which can be added in the mix but it's up to you to be aware of what your getting and the people you deal with. At least with cigarettes the poisons are listed right on the pack along with the guaranteed possible outcomes such as cancer, heat attack, and birth defects. Either way, most salespersons are trying to line their pockets at any cost.