Craziest Things You've Found In Weed.

hahahahaha thats the best made me shit myself

fly said:

i found a cherio in mine, i munched it up straight away

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Damn mang, a few years back My close homie used to slang, and
I went to his house to smoke out i brought $5 to put in on the sesh..

So Knock on his door and hand him my five before we even start and
He told me to come with him to his bathroom, he started to weigh a sack out &
I told him "Yo i brought the five for the sesh like you said..."
& he goes "yeah I know" and he starts cracking up. im lost at this point..

He asked me if 11G was straight..
And I asked for what? He said "Your sack."
I said sure Man.. I was so lost,
But he just gave me 11 Grams, for 5 bucks.

So then we walk in his back year and smoke .....

But anyways I broke a nug up and there was a penny...
Well thats what happens with the mids around our area!

HAHAHA Great memories..

jayy's

a shoe (and it is only 5 characters so i am adding more without being terribly verbose)

I found a Mouse tail in a sac of Mexi brick once...

Found some green carpet after taking a big hit. Yuk

true story just happened about 2 mo's ago..
Had my 1st grow and it was totally organic (was blessed with very little issues of pests too) my blue dream seemed to have an issue with catapillars (oh God I hate them) anyhow harvest came and went I had a bunch of shake that I gave to a buddy he noticed what appeared to be small resin balls and they may have been that in how but he smoked about 3 of them swore he got high too.. but he asked me later... what it was and I said catapillar crap most likley... but he said it bubbled like hash.. and he got high..lol

I found little dense rocks,toe nails, bb's hair and all kinds of shit. I was breaking up a bud for a joint and found a freaking cocoon of some damn thing squashed all to hell and dry as hell but silky, that was the craziest.

Just today i stumbled upon to this thread and read a few pages of it, I've found some weird shiny metal looking shit all over my weed before i tried using a magnet on it though and it didn't seem to be magnetic, I've also found some plastic looking string and what looked like packaging, but the reason i am posting this is because just a few minutes ago my gf handed me something out of the bag and I'm pretty sure its mouse poo, i find it so funny that i was just looking at this thread a few hours ago and all of the sudden I've got mouse poo in my brick packed Mexican...

On one occasion, my friend picked up a satchel of some chron from a local, and we found ladybugs in it. >_<

Jointsmith said:

I've had GRIT-WEED a few times (weed + powered glass) as well as green sprayed with silicon shit to weight it out, eeew.

The worst was bad in the days when we used to smoke Poo-Bar hash, found all manner of nasties in that stuff..... Found a piece of TESCO carrier bag one time, half a paper clip another time.

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yeah mate, i whipped out what looked to be part of a tesco bag in a bar of soap

I found...weed in my weed...lol

Hair, and one time in medical bud, a little glass. I couldn't believe my eyes lol

I found a cat in my bag once... not a hair a full cat... It was a large bag... but ne ways she was pregnant had the kittens but we found out she was impregnated by a dog so they were dogtens and I sold them for a killing...

This dumbass I used to buy from sold me a 1/4lb with a 1/4 oz of some apparently "uncut" coke once . . .Talk about a bonus buy!
Too bad I didn't do the shit anymore

Some of y'all smoking on some sketchy shit...when I buy bricks I usually find foil , tape, grocery bag pieces. Smaller bags tend to lack those but still contain, hair thankfully just head hair never found a pube, oak leaves, ocassional beetle or bug and if you get a bad brick a penny or two... that's bout all I've ever found

qwizoking said:

Some of y'all smoking on some sketchy shit...when I buy bricks I usually find foil , tape, grocery bag pieces. Smaller bags tend to lack those but still contain, hair thankfully just head hair never found a pube, oak leaves, ocassional beetle or bug and if you get a bad brick a penny or two... that's bout all I've ever found

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hmmmmm if I ever found a pube in my weed there'd be problems... lololol like the fuck was your dick doin' in the weed you sold me?

larva and worms, got a full refund plus some money back, was trippy though cause we smoked a shit ton of it busted upa bud and found all that

Old thread but a fun one.
I remember different small rocks in brown brick weed.
Years and years ago when I used to sell, some guys started coming over
just looking for a dollar joint.
In time this pissed me off so I rolled them a joint of mostly of stems, dust and dog hair.
This solved the problem.

I guess I'm limited to the few times i "bought" weed, Well, I found weed, sticks, and seeds. LOL, nothing weird, but ive only bought maybe a dozen bags in my life, then said fuck it and started to grow, so now my bags have only what i put in it hahaha.

This thread is fucking hysterical! I would imagine if one was dealing significant quantities, you could fit quite a few things in a bag large enough for a kilo. I think If i yielded a few pounds at the same time, I would totally have to pack 2.2 lb into a bag just so i could say i move kilo's, LMFAO!, sounds cooler than pounds.