corrupt-a-wish game

Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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Pinworm said:
Wish granted. It's everything you hoped for. You sell real estate in your ever expanding subdivision and Miley, your wife, is a stay at home mom (with hepatitis) caring for your three kids, Dana, Robbie and little Carol Anne. Then some really weird shit starts to happen: cupboard doors open on their own, furniture rearranges itself and chairs go sliding across the kitchen floor. It's fun and entertaining at first but soon becomes a nightmare when Carol Anne is sucked through a closet portal into the spectral plane, and can only communicate through the white noise on your TV.

I wish I owned my own bar.
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Poof you just inherited a bar from Uncle Quentin .You find out its called the Titty Twister and its in the desert ran by hooker vampires (ok, not so bad?)

I wish for the super power of super stength
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Diabolical666 said:
Poof you just inherited a bar from Uncle Quentin .You find out its called the Titty Twister and its in the desert ran by hooker vampires (ok, not so bad?)

I wish for the super power of super stength
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Bada bing bada boom granted, but your super strength is so massive that you fucked up all your plants just trying to clone them, now you cant grow weed anymore or make moneys so you start smoking crack. you sign up on a new website called crackrock it up dot org and everybody loves your cracky ways there.

I wish I was the best at this game and everyone that read this post ended up liking me so much that some how I got elected president of the united states.
 
MightyMike530

MightyMike530

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WHATFG said:
Well I guess if you really want jessies girl wish granted...

I wish winter would end...
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Boo on corrupting that wish...

Wish granted, winter ends and gives way to the worst summer on record due to the fact that a supermassive hole in the ozone opens and the earth becomes bombarded with unchecked levels of radiation and all of humanity looks like Pinworms av.

I wish I had a giant plastic ball pit in my living room with a wet bar staffed by goth super models.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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MightyMike530 said:
Boo on corrupting that wish...

Wish granted, winter ends and gives way to the worst summer on record due to the fact that a supermassive hole in the ozone opens and the earth becomes bombarded with unchecked levels of radiation and all of humanity looks like Pinworms av.

I wish I had a giant plastic ball pit in my living room with a wet bar staffed by goth super models.
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shazaam

however the ball pit comes with free ghetto children and yall are jumpin around so its hot so the kids take their shirts off and two of them are girls but u cant tell so ur not thinkin anything of it but ur curtains are open and the person walking by can tell so she calls the police reporting suspicious activities with minors the pigs show up find u and the half naked kids and the whores workin the bar and bouncin around in a ball pit then u catch a case so u plead out but u still have to register as a s/o so now u cant come within 3000 feet of a school or park and now ur sittin in ur ball pit alone drinkin all cus u just haaad to play with fn balls
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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ebgood said:
shazaam

however the ball pit comes with free ghetto children and yall are jumpin around so its hot so the kids take their shirts off and two of them are girls but u cant tell so ur not thinkin anything of it but ur curtains are open and the person walking by can tell so she calls the police reporting suspicious activities with minors the pigs show up find u and the half naked kids and the whores workin the bar and bouncin around in a ball pit then u catch a case so u plead out but u still have to register as a s/o so now u cant come within 3000 feet of a school or park and now ur sittin in ur ball pit alone drinkin all cus u just haaad to play with fn balls
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I don't know where to begin to describe how disturbing this corruption is. Plus you didn't add a wish. So, I'm stealing yours.

I wish for a bottomless cask of Kentucky bourbon.
 
Gaiant

Gaiant

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Pinworm said:
I don't know where to begin to describe how disturbing this corruption is. Plus you didn't add a wish. So, I'm stealing yours.

I wish for a bottomless cask of Kentucky bourbon.
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Wish granted, you got your bourbon got drunk knocked up a gal and named your son Mainliner.
 
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MightyMike530

MightyMike530

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ebgood said:
shazaam

however the ball pit comes with free ghetto children and yall are jumpin around so its hot so the kids take their shirts off and two of them are girls but u cant tell so ur not thinkin anything of it but ur curtains are open and the person walking by can tell so she calls the police reporting suspicious activities with minors the pigs show up find u and the half naked kids and the whores workin the bar and bouncin around in a ball pit then u catch a case so u plead out but u still have to register as a s/o so now u cant come within 3000 feet of a school or park and now ur sittin in ur ball pit alone drinkin all cus u just haaad to play with fn balls
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The ball pits for the kids dummy.

The bar and the bitches are for daddy. Get your mind right son.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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@Indagrow wish granted: now you know for sure that Gary Goodson is NOT Frank Zappa, but now since you've looked into the afterlife, you are forever doomed to walk the underworld with no man parts….


I wish I could fart at will….in the key of my choice.
 
2004play

2004play

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Wish granted but there always very wet
& stinky Causing you to slip & fall face first on Pinworms groin at the nude beach



I wish all my plants yielded
About a pound
 
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