corrupt-a-wish game

ChingOwn

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I wish I could go on an all weekend bender with most of the ppl in TnT
Wait you guys are too damn high for this. Read the instructions again. You have to shit on the fuck above you's wish before you get to wish something.

Edit- and no one even acknowledged Dia's tight butthole. Man you guys are baked
Sha powwwww!!! wish granted weedkend bender goes great but ooops your prego and it was not Mr. Hooka...

I wish I had a good honest ganja girl @yessica

 

Hookabelly

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Wait you guys are too damn high for this. Read the instructions again. You have to shit on the fuck above you's wish before you get to wish something.

Edit- and no one even acknowledged Dia's tight butthole. Man you guys are baked
I did too read that shit. Diabolical replied to the last wish about marrying Pinworm and then someone commented in between and didn't wish. So I just started fresh… See now you didn't even write down a wish in your post so now the rhythm's all fucked up.
 

Hookabelly

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Sha powwwww!!! wish granted weedkend bender goes great but ooops your prego and it was not Mr. Hooka...

I wish I had a good honest ganja girl @yessica




Granted only @Yessica… actually turns out to be a sexy zombie man boi (there goes the honesty) and she only has eyes for Blue Wizard…Only AFTER she decides to give up weed for good this time.


I wish I could date @Yessica...
 

cannawizard

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Granted only @Yessica… actually turns out to be a sexy zombie man boi (there goes the honesty) and she only has eyes for Blue Wizard…Only AFTER she decides to give up weed for good this time.


I wish I could date @Yessica...
Wish granted, but after a disastrous 12inch strap-on accident which Yessica administered happily, you have been stuck in a wheel chair recuperating--- :)

I wish for a two wheeled unicycle~
 

see4

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Wish granted, but after a disastrous 12inch strap-on accident which Yessica administered happily, you have been stuck in a wheel chair recuperating--- :)

I wish for a two wheeled unicycle~

Wish granted. But after your two wheeled unicycle breaks down and loses a wheel, you spin uncontrollably out of control and end up hitting a bus full of blind kids on their way to Sunday school. Your legs were severed off, while 16 of the 22 blind children have also lost their hearing and ability to speak...because you KILLED them!



I wish for those damn 16 blind and now dead children to be alive once again.
 

Pinworm

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Wish granted. But after your two wheeled unicycle breaks down and loses a wheel, you spin uncontrollably out of control and end up hitting a bus full of blind kids on their way to Sunday school. Your legs were severed off, while 16 of the 22 blind children have also lost their hearing and ability to speak...because you KILLED them!



I wish for those damn 16 blind and now dead children to be alive once again.
Wish granted. They return as zombies, chaos ensues, and suddenly, the world is plagued by the infection turning whole human populations into rampaging mindless undead. Civilization fails, and all hope for humanity is lost.

I wish Chinese food didn't give me the squirts.
 

Hookabelly

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wish granted but you choke on some of the pubes in one of them and find out it also contains cuticles, which you are highly allergic to, so as you blow up with a nasty, welty, red rash, a overly friendly neighbor comes and administers the heimlich, but he does it wrong and crushes your sac beyond repair, rendering your new babe and only child forever.


I wish I was invisible to cops and other authority figures...
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
I did too read that shit. Diabolical replied to the last wish about marrying Pinworm and then someone commented in between and didn't wish. So I just started fresh… See now you didn't even write down a wish in your post so now the rhythm's all fucked up.
I take from this @ChingOwn is the putative new daddy? LOL
wish granted but you choke on some of the pubes in one of them and find out it also contains cuticles, which you are highly allergic to, so as you blow up with a nasty, welty, red rash, a overly friendly neighbor comes and administers the heimlich, but he does it wrong and crushes your sac beyond repair, rendering your new babe and only child forever.

I wish I was invisible to cops and other authority figures...
Wish granted, unfortunately you now weigh a ton because you can't SEE when/where/how you need to exercise.

I wish I had a Lear 35D (classy but not as pretentious as a Gulfstream), with the new hot glass cockpit and my own young aircraft mechanic. That looks something like @see4 (must have black hair and blue eyes tho), and dresses in Lederhosen. Yeah that's it something simple.
 

see4

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Wish granted. They return as zombies, chaos ensues, and suddenly, the world is plagued by the infection turning whole human populations into rampaging mindless undead. Civilization fails, and all hope for humanity is lost.

I wish Chinese food didn't give me the squirts.
Oh, so you mean these zombie kids come back to be the Republican party? That's all you had to say.
 

mr sunshine

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I take from this @ChingOwn is the putative new daddy? LOL


Wish granted, unfortunately you now weigh a ton because you can't SEE when/where/how you need to exercise.

I wish I had a Lear 35D (classy but not as pretentious as a Gulfstream), with the new hot glass cockpit and my own young aircraft mechanic. That looks something like @see4 (must have black hair and blue eyes tho), and dresses in Lederhosen. Yeah that's it something simple.
deal... but your new handsome mechanic spends most of his day lifting weights and shooting guns because he's a real man. . I wish I was a real man.
 

Pinworm

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Your wish is granted and your outdoor garden in fully planted with a variety of rare, exotric, and potent strains right before the City makes use of an easement and paves over your yard for a municipal parking lot.

I wish I had a new house with a big yard.
Wish granted. It's everything you hoped for. You sell real estate in your ever expanding subdivision and Miley, your wife, is a stay at home mom (with hepatitis) caring for your three kids, Dana, Robbie and little Carol Anne. Then some really weird shit starts to happen: cupboard doors open on their own, furniture rearranges itself and chairs go sliding across the kitchen floor. It's fun and entertaining at first but soon becomes a nightmare when Carol Anne is sucked through a closet portal into the spectral plane, and can only communicate through the white noise on your TV.

I wish I owned my own bar.
 

Flaming Pie

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wish granted but youve got time because youre down for life in prison rooming with 4 big brothers that fuck off on you daily...

i wish i lived an immortal life of peace and bliss...
That's better than being fucked I suppose. I'm sure every guy, if presented an option of

A) once a day 4 men ejaculate on you

or

B) once a day 4 men pound your once virgin anus

All men would pick option A. At least I would.
 
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