Confucius say.....

Man with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger....



Man who drops cell phone in toilet , have shitty time....



Man who fart in church, sit on own pew

ok your turn

..... Work is gay

confucius say.......MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, HIGH ON POT!

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Confucius say too damn much!

Confucius say if you eat a girl out while she's on her period you're a sick motherfucker.

Confucius say
I am going to kill myself if I read more of these 'Confucius say' things

Confucious say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Confucius is dead. He don't say shit...

Confucius didn't say any of that

T. D. You're missing the point. Yes I agree Confucius is a dead mofo and doesn't say shit now.
But he did say some some very cool shit.
One of his sayings that I find very interesting." By three methods we learn wisdom. One ,by reflection which is the noblest. Two, by imitation which is the easiest and three, experience which is the bitterest".
And there is another one that I find very interesting as well
It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean !

oldtimer54 said:

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean !

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I thought Peter North said that.

This guy is not amused

bu$hleaguer said:

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Tell me that's not one of your snaggletooth finalist's.
Please!

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Yo Japanese people are fucked up...watch some of their game shows...imo koreans...south koreans that is have more morals out of all asian ethnicities

Confucius say honeymooning campers have one intent.