Confessions

Indagrow

Well-Known Member
I seldom shit at work but in conversation my boss said that I eat so much it makes sense I'm in the bathroom 3-4 times a day..as we where arguing I almost blurted out "hey I never shit here" but realized I was giving myself away so changed it to "hey I..know its good to be regular"

Moral of the story is I have my pants around my ankles 9/10 times I'm on here

Double header last week I thought I had to use the loo but just farted really nice.. Still flushed
 

hellmutt bones

Well-Known Member
I once took a shit in a ladies bathroom. Mens was full and I just couldn't hold my shit. So I barged in the ladies bathroom. Sad part about it is there was a frail looking woman ahead of me but I pushed her aside. Then I couldn't shit because all the women were causing a ruckus cause I was in their restroom.
I was so ashamed. Even worse my mom was accompanying me. She kept trying to calm all them women. By telling them childhood stories about me. When I left they were gonna linch me.
I was like fuck all y'all bitches. bongsmilie
 

kingromano

Well-Known Member
I once took a shit in a ladies bathroom. Mens was full and I just couldn't hold my shit. So I barged in the ladies bathroom. Sad part about it is there was a frail looking woman ahead of me but I pushed her aside. Then I couldn't shit because all the women were causing a ruckus cause I was in their restroom.
I was so ashamed. Even worse my mom was accompanying me. She kept trying to calm all them women. By telling them childhood stories about me. When I left they were gonna linch me.
I was like fuck all y'all bitches. bongsmilie
these hoes can be cruel
 

DaFreak

Well-Known Member
I was managed to drop some piss on my pants while pissing in a public bathroom. Didn't know what to do so I dumped a whole lot of water on my lap while washing my hands to cover the wet spot up. All in baby.
 
Top