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Yessica...

Well-Known Member
eh, pussy just pussy. id rather have a lil love, shit a warm bed and your head on my chest as i drift to sleep and im a happy boy.
Awwwwwwes

Doesn't it help if the person you love also has a really nice bagina?

I've heard they are not all created equal. When I asked my friend to describe what makes one better than the other, he couldn't put it into words.

I think because I don't have a penis he didn't know how to describe it.

Anyone? What makes a good vagina. Or a bad one?
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Exactly. I settle for even less than just some warmth. Respect is enough. When mutual it is actually quite magical.
Agreed.

Mutual respect, and communication are key. Being attracted to the person is VERY important too. But you can be attracted to many qualities that are not just physical.

Although, I gotta admit - I like me a fucking hot guy. I have a type. Smoke show.
 

6ohMax

Well-Known Member
Talk about lashing out.
That's quit a hike. Maybe just get one of those little stress balls.
Or even better a doggy squeak toy, sounds like it is suffering when you squeeze it.

The dudes a real winner...all talk..that's it...even when stationed over there it was a joke....he does it when he feels it's time for the media to give him some attention

But he is also a big pile of manure
 

charface

Well-Known Member
QUOTE="Hookabelly, post: 12222622, member: 839686"]What? please explain yourself[/QUOTE]
Its a midget thing.
if a midget at and a normal size chicks toes are touching his face will be about pussy level.
if they are kissing his toes will be pussy level.
Your welcome
 

Hookabelly

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QUOTE="Hookabelly, post: 12222622, member: 839686"]What? please explain yourself
Its a midget thing.
if a midget at and a normal size chicks toes are touching his face will be about pussy level.
if they are kissing his toes will be pussy level.
Your welcome[/QUOTE]
so which is the optimal scenario?
 

Mad Hamish

Well-Known Member
Agreed.

Mutual respect, and communication are key. Being attracted to the person is VERY important too. But you can be attracted to many qualities that are not just physical.

Although, I gotta admit - I like me a fucking hot guy. I have a type. Smoke show.
Dont see too much of it going around these days. Wish I could show you how my sister treats her man oh my fuck. He is WHIPPED. It is ridiculous really.

I would also have to say I have my standards. Taking care of myself is not exactly something that happens just like that it is a bit of effort. Id love to say to be attracted all I need is a mind that clicks with mine but... it just aint like that is it.
 

Mad Hamish

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QUOTE="Hookabelly, post: 12222622, member: 839686"]What? please explain yourself
Its a midget thing.
if a midget at and a normal size chicks toes are touching his face will be about pussy level.
if they are kissing his toes will be pussy level.
Your welcome[/QUOTE]
I have always wanted my own pack of midgets. Not only are they super cute but you can pack them easily for travel, and they make the ultimate 'stealth' work force.
 
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