Coming To A Town Near You..No Search Warrants?

abe supercro

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most likely they won't break out the Flir unless you're already under investigation, not that it doesn't happen on occasion otherwise. fk'n parasites with toys.

I'm sure thugs use this technology in cities to find a mark.
 

heckler73

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I need that for the yard. My kid misses a lot when it comes time to pick it up
It's a steep fixed cost up front. Perhaps putting an ad on Craigslist would be a better idea:
Canine Detritus Disposal Technician/Engineer Required
Experience: 5+ years of breathing
Duties/Skills: Being able to tell the difference between steaming fecal piles and natural background radiation. Reptilians encouraged to apply. Must have at least fingers and ability for self-actuation. Possessors of Certificate in "Shovelling Shit" also given higher priority. Will provide training, and humiliation.
Salary: to be negotiated
 

schuylaar

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Coupled with some strategically placed IR LEDs, no FLIR camera will fuck with you. Maybe I can get a DARPA grant for that research?
THANKS FOR THE DOUGH, GI JOE! :lol:
did you ever notice it's always the guy in physics to take the wind out of your sails?:wink:
 

Doer

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Coupled with some strategically placed IR LEDs, no FLIR camera will fuck with you. Maybe I can get a DARPA grant for that research?
THANKS FOR THE DOUGH, GI JOE! :lol:




I don't think it can be defeated. The defeated area will stand out from the rest of house. And there is new fancy material to "block" it so we would be in an expensive, escalating Tech War if SCOTUS has not been asked to step in. It costs an awful lot of money just to ask. And you may not like the answer. But, no where else is there a High Court this fair.

Insulated attic with an insulated hot spot. This one is right to the point for SCOTUS. It is nothing but a lazy insulation job, picked up by a home inspection.



Damn they even got the cat!!!



Here is what I think the guy was talking about in the article. There is wiggle room about "not commonly available to the public" in the SCOTUS ruling. But, now there is handheld imaging FLIR, for checking your home insulation.

 
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schuylaar

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It's a steep fixed cost up front. Perhaps putting an ad on Craigslist would be a better idea:
Canine Detritus Disposal Technician/Engineer Required
Experience: 5+ years of breathing
Duties/Skills: Being able to tell the difference between steaming fecal piles and natural background radiation. Reptilians encouraged to apply. Must have at least fingers and ability for self-actuation. Possessors of Certificate in "Shovelling Shit" also given higher priority. Will provide training, and humiliation.
Salary: to be negotiated
:lol:

pooper scooper people is actually big business in upscale commmunities..we have tons of them here.
 

Doer

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If I was a weed hatin cop I'd do it, use it to my advantage, maybe drive by that house that hit on the flir a couple extra times a month since I know something is up, might get lucky one day and find a reason to get out of my car, or maybe I'll create a reason, arrest some dopers, laugh about it later at the station, hang my drug interdiction award that the mayor will give me around the FLIR camera and pose with a coors light at the office party, but only my cop buddies will ever know what really lead me to stop at that house, and I'll keep the photo. Then, I'll get drunk and beat my wife.
Yep, bad cops are like bad people everywhere. They should be arrested.
 

Rob Roy

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just so minority report is what struck me..one day they are making a case for tracking fugitives, next time? other heat signature stamps and we all know what that means.

whats to stop a cop from going around the neighborhood at night in order to indentify large heat stamps..tip off undercover. tip is a tip?

He could be busy hiding in his cruiser jacking off somewhere, too lazy to invade peoples privacy on that night or getting an extorted cup of coffee and donut after letting a hooker go with a stern warning and a penance blowjob has been received.
 

schuylaar

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He could be busy hiding in his cruiser jacking off somewhere, too lazy to invade peoples privacy on that night or getting an extorted cup of coffee and donut after letting a hooker go with a stern warning and a penance blowjob has been received.
actually, they go in for the full meal these days all the chains and locals give free when in uniform:wink:
 
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