Downtowntillman
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This is going in all my stocking stuffers! I really think that this will be hard to top at the Chinese auction this year!
Christmas gift ideas!
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Downtowntillman
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Wow!!!!! I'm pretty fucked up in the head!!
jerryb73
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Real talk..
Aeroknow
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Are they supposed to tote this contraption thing around in their purse or something? Eeewww
Karah
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10/10 would use.
Gary Goodson
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Black dicks
Your wife would love them!
Your wife would love them!
Downtowntillman
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Yea, I would think there is some kind of case. . I seen a special about them on YouTube for ladies who identify as men. They have some that look like an actual male genitalia. But from what I gather from a lot of them cleaning it was the issue.
vostok
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you won't believe but Russian women in the services are actually taught to pee without this device , standing up....no shit
ask any women who wants to pee at -25c/-25f
lokie
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vostok
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kinky Fuk!I'd pay a dollar to see that.
vostok
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Have you thought this out ..you may have ruined this women's modelling career..?
tyler.durden
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Where is hell is @Blue Wizard ???
mr sunshine
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I was at bbq where a girl was taking a leak In front of everyone with one of those. It makes a mess. I'm not fuckin around, that shit happened.
mr sunshine
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Bring your wives a black guy for Christmas. Have him layed out butt naked under the tree with his Dick stuffed in her stalking. Say merry Christmas then tell her you're going to go hang out with your friends for a while. Before you leave Whisper" he's gunna give you everything I cant, be a good girl and do as he says" into her ear....
Bareback
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I have a stripper/biker friend that can stand and pee . I've seen her do it hundreds of times. She has a better stream than me.lolI'd pay a dollar to see that.
Zoom Rabbit
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I had a girlfriend who could hit you in the eye when she squirted. It was like she could aim that shit, although she always said it was a mistake.
She could probably pee standing up, but I never asked her. Her pelvic region was unusually well muscled.
She could probably pee standing up, but I never asked her. Her pelvic region was unusually well muscled.
Gary Goodson
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I saw your pic and I must say any woman that would let you touch her must be a disgusting looking chick.
Jimmyjonestoo
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He's was popping warts and now has herpes of the eye.
