Cheese: all this time I thought we were just friends.

2sheds

Member
Among the vagaries of life, I never noticed her. She's just been around, she appears in a large pickle jar occasionally, the same dna as her mother and her mother before that, a plain plant, short and a bit overweight. But something happened, she was just lying there, just enough for me and the chimp, along with some other drying samplers. She looked different, more crisp, almost like an Amsterdam barmaid. I vaporized her like on Star trek and something clicked. I needed her closer. I changed a screen in a 3 dollar bowl and pulled out a new bic and fired her up. This cheese is a national treasure. There should be a monument. A monument to the brief time when air and humidity levels and that potash stuff and the blood meal all just came together better. When the curds and whey congealed into a delightfully uplifting menage one happy sunny day, a day owed to Cheese.
Because I am usually so f&*king depressed my knees want to fall off. This is very, very good. I am going fishing.

Strain: Cheese
Growth: Yes
Nutes: By feel. Ph is important, but not today. It's my day off.
Yield: Hard to tell, the chimp is stomping on it.
Bag Appeal: I never put it in a bag.
Smell: top shelf, like monks made it.
Taste: smooth, rich, complex, dancing sky. Similar to a night in Finland.
The High: It feels good.
 

reasonevangelist

Well-Known Member
having sampled various types of "skunk" and the more "floral" stuff over the years (the former of which i am rather fond; the latter, not so much), i find the notion of Cheese rather intriguing and alluring.

I must try some.

Plus, i'm a big actual-cheese fan ("big" as in fan-degree, not as in size), so if it's anything like that, i'm sure i'll dig it.

I've had my eye on "pineapple chunk" for a while (because pineapple + cheese/skunk sounds completely awesome), but i recently saw a grow/smoke report elsewhere, which indicated that it did not live up to its namesake.
 

2sheds

Member
having sampled various types of "skunk" and the more "floral" stuff over the years (the former of which i am rather fond; the latter, not so much), i find the notion of Cheese rather intriguing and alluring.

I must try some.

Plus, i'm a big actual-cheese fan ("big" as in fan-degree, not as in size), so if it's anything like that, i'm sure i'll dig it.

I've had my eye on "pineapple chunk" for a while (because pineapple + cheese/skunk sounds completely awesome), but i recently saw a grow/smoke report elsewhere, which indicated that it did not live up to its namesake.
Cheese grows itself. And yes, I love a giant hunk of jarlsberg, sharp provolone, imported swiss.
Pineapple chunk: I grew it (Herbies). It has a dna problem, a mutated look, gaunt leaves. that is one phenotype, I read the report which later verified what I had seen, at seedfinder dot eu. However...it is kick ass pot. Got rave reviews from those who tried mine. It was so 'all over the place' in form that I called it gnarly P chunk and man...some of the plants were not that strange pheno, and they all finished, good volume and quick. I didn't save cuttings. I'll try that one again.
 

Kygiacomo

Well-Known Member
Cheese grows itself. And yes, I love a giant hunk of jarlsberg, sharp provolone, imported swiss.
Pineapple chunk: I grew it (Herbies). It has a dna problem, a mutated look, gaunt leaves. that is one phenotype, I read the report which later verified what I had seen, at seedfinder dot eu. However...it is kick ass pot. Got rave reviews from those who tried mine. It was so 'all over the place' in form that I called it gnarly P chunk and man...some of the plants were not that strange pheno, and they all finished, good volume and quick. I didn't save cuttings. I'll try that one again.
i ordered paradise cheese IBL to give it a whril bc i always see a bunch of my UK buddys always talking about cheese this blue cheese that and im from the states so i wanted to see what all the fuss is about..i wont get to try it till next year tho bc im a outdoor man
 
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