Bust a Rhyme

Growan said:

The greatest crime you can commit,
Is to have a hat and if it fits
Keep it to yourself. Commit -
To take a picture an post it!

You hearin' me bro?

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I will when I get back from vacation hahaha

Lickity split

Am I late to the party? I came to get hearty.
I came to let the guardian in me play smartly.

My name keeps changing--
God just keeps flippin' through the stations
while I'm left rippin' through the statements.
Keep sippin' saline's satiation.

Yes, I've been trippin' off dem pistils
and I been rippin' off dem stamens.
I said pistils, not pistolas, bro.
I mean flowers. I'm no soldja.

Bright green towers, tightly folded.
Light's mean power, turned to gold, man.
Tight beans grown into a sigil.
I grow my own and keep a vigil.

I trust it's not too salty.
The crust is part of all we all be.
I done come hard, like Moriarty.
Let's keep this party fully hearty.

New Scotland vs England rap battle

Let's haiku right here.
This seems like a good spot yeah?
A place to haiku...

a senile fungus said:

Let's haiku right here.
This seems like a good spot yeah?
A place to haiku...

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I concur Fungus.
This may be the perfect place,
I like it in here.

Perchance a nice mod,
whom we all very much like,
could merge the two threads?

I'll give you a hint,
Sounds just like the word hunny
But starts with an "s"

If you having plant problems I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems and a hermi. Ain't one.

I got lots of girls All creeping on the floor.
Smell skunky as he'll
And that's for sure
My buds so big your mouth drop n get sore.

I got 99 problems and a plant ain't one!

a senile fungus said:

I'll give you a hint,
Sounds just like the word hunny
But starts with an "s"

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That was cute a lot desperate but cute nonetheless!

mr sunshine said:

That was cute a lot desperate but cute nonetheless!

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It was a haiku!

Been drinkin tonight,
Burnt some wood and got high.
I should call it a night now,
But as hard as i try
I just can't resist throwing my arms to the sky,
Shouting 'thank you my people,
You da shit, RUI!'

Yes, i fudged the last line, fuckin' sue me.

Rollingitup Under the Influence!

a senile fungus said:

Rollingitup Under the Influence!

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Yeah, that's what i meant. Just like that.

Jacksonville sucks and deserves shit smothered on a dollar bill

Fuck I miss the hills and all the thrills

But here I am with a phone in my hand rhyming like sam I am

You stole my idea anyways hahaha


https://www.rollitup.org/t/freestyle-thread.796005/

now, all I need
to keep me happy
is two lil boys
to call me Pappy.

one's named Tom
one's named Davy
one loves biscuits
the other loves gravy

a senile fungus said:

It was a haiku!

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Yea a cute one!