blackout

hi all any handy hints on this would be good,i went for a job today ,and it looks like i have it if i pass the drug and alcohol tests,i dont drink so no worrys there,but i have smoked for thirty five years,so i can see a bit of a hiccup there.
anything anyone can suggest it is next week i cannot seeing me pass unless i can do something drastic,i dont know if they take saliva or piss,i have a shaved head so they cant take my hair,and they are not going down stairs to take any.
a ladie at the chemist said she has something you can take for 85 bucks,and she says it will work?but any good ideas would be helpful.

Drink a lot of water the day before and that day. Piss as much as you can. When you take the test hopefully you will piss only water and the test can't be accurate. They might make you come back to take another one though. Make sure you piss a couple of times that day before the test.

go to GNC and spend $50 and buy a cleansing drink...they really do work ive used them several times and always worked..just buy the best one they have..usually their behind the counter and you have to ask.do this and for now just quit smoking untill the test and drink lots of water..follow the intructions on the drink ive had some friends who didnt and it didnt work for them.
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I have used a product called Vales it is a powder and is mixxed with water then you drink a crap load of water on top of that and I have piss clean everytime I have used this product.

bigballin007 said:

I have used a product called Vales it is a powder and is mixxed with water then you drink a crap load of water on top of that and I have piss clean everytime I have used this product.

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thanks for the info guys,i feel abit easier as my girlfriend has a mate who works at the chemists shop and she has got me some tablets which you have to take three a day,for a couple of days and it is supposed to work as she gives it to her son who has mandatory random checks and he smokes like crazy,and she said he passed them,and she has sold them to others who all have passed,her mates son refused them and he had a test he showed the highest reading civmec mining have ever had.
so i am going down that road.plus heaps of water to flush myself out,well i have the test on the first of march so i will let you know if i pass?
hope so the money is so good i can see the new harley in my shed just thinking about it.
thanks for the help happy growing

Why even risk it. If it isnt a parole thing where someones going to watch you pee go buy a bottle of urineluck synthetic urine for like $35.200 percent money back garantee I believe.

i would do wat godkas said and sneak some clean piss in a condom since its not a p.o. test. If u can't do this tho i wouldn't waste my money on cleansing products, they don't actually clean u out they just mask the thc so its at too low a level to come up positive, water does the same exact thing tho. I've been on probation for the last year and have passed 5 tests so far so i know for a fact that this will work. don't smoke for a week b4 u test and start chugging water a few days b4 u go in up until u go in, piss as many times as u can the day of the test(the first few pisses of the day have teh most thc) and u should pass easily. they could say u diluted ur piss w/ water and make u re-test but i doubt that since its just for a job. If u are worried about that however u can buy some creatine(gnc or health stores). they can tell if u purposely diluted it by checking creatine levels in ur piss, so if u eat some creatine and drink juice in between the water to give ur piss a lil bit of color they can't say shit even if they suspect ur cheating. trust me if u do this u will pass and won't have to spend any money(unless u decide u want to buy creatine)

P.s. be careful drinking a lot of water i usually chug down 1-2 gallons a day when i'm cleaning out but i've heard of ppl who've died from less than that

blackout said:

hi all any handy hints on this would be good,i went for a job today ,and it looks like i have it if i pass the drug and alcohol tests,i dont drink so no worrys there,but i have smoked for thirty five years,so i can see a bit of a hiccup there.
anything anyone can suggest it is next week i cannot seeing me pass unless i can do something drastic,i dont know if they take saliva or piss,i have a shaved head so they cant take my hair,and they are not going down stairs to take any.
a ladie at the chemist said she has something you can take for 85 bucks,and she says it will work?but any good ideas would be helpful.

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i feel your pain man, i remember the days of being more nervous than a prostitute in church, as a matter of fact i just felt it like 3 months ago for a promotion at my job, my little brother some how that fucker always passes a piss test and he smokes more than i do. he gave me some synthetic urine he got from whizzinator.com that he found in the hight times mag a while ago, i was skyptikal at 1st but it worked for me(damn was i happy). i'd say give it a try if it worked for him and i hopefully it will work for you, hope this helps.

go to urineflow.com and buy the synthetic piss for the right gender i used the piss that came on the waste band and i passed fine and on saliva i havent tried it but go to passsaliviadrugtest.com and they have mouth wash for like 40 bucks