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Best quote of the year!

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by dave chull, Aug 4, 2016.

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    dave chull

    dave chull Well-Known Member

    never interfere with an enemy who is in the process of destroying himself!
     
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    primabudda

    primabudda Well-Known Member

    wake up motivated to go to back to sleep satisfied.
     
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    playallnite

    playallnite Well-Known Member

    Hillary is prison food,Trump is raw sewage.
     
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    dave chull

    dave chull Well-Known Member

    Better be my enemy I'm a deadly friend
     
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    UncleBuck

    UncleBuck Well-Known Member

    i have a good brain and i say a lot of things.
     
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    Blue Wizard

    Blue Wizard Well-Known Member

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    Illinois Enema Bandit

    Illinois Enema Bandit Well-Known Member

    I'm not shaking your hand in a bathroom

    Don king
     
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    HydroGrowLover

    HydroGrowLover Well-Known Member

    Blazed out of my mind playing worms Armageddon and my friend turns and asks me what the fuck I'm playing and I reply.

    Its sort of like church but you get to kill people.
     
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    primabudda

    primabudda Well-Known Member

    "Never turn down an opportunity you don't understand, Take it and learn later"



    ..... Richard branson.

    then buy an island !!! whatever dude !!
     
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    Illinois Enema Bandit

    Illinois Enema Bandit Well-Known Member

    Seeing you licking their boots is cute.

    is there any particular flavor boot licking polish that's your favorite?

    RIU's very own Rob Roy:clap:
     
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    Jimbo01

    Jimbo01 Active Member

    As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart
     
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    VTMi'kmaq

    VTMi'kmaq Well-Known Member

    "what out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow"
     
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    VTMi'kmaq

    VTMi'kmaq Well-Known Member

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    Illinois Enema Bandit

    Illinois Enema Bandit Well-Known Member

    The quote of the year has to go to Hillary Klinton.

    "I did not send any classified material !"
     
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    Illinois Enema Bandit

    Illinois Enema Bandit Well-Known Member

    Best quote ever by Zappa.

    If you want an education visit the public library & educate yourself for free.

    If you want to spend years partying & fitting in attend a college .
     
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    Nugachino

    Nugachino Well-Known Member

    Wish in one hand. Shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
     
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    thegyoseedbank

    thegyoseedbank Well-Known Member Rollitup Advertiser

    I think this one sums it up
     
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    A.K.A. Overgrowem

    A.K.A. Overgrowem Well-Known Member

    "Now I know whose guilty of these crimes, Arthur Hughes, he's a notorious filibuster". Jonathan Hale as Hopkins in Charley Chan at the Olympics.
     
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    GardenGnome83

    GardenGnome83 Well-Known Member

    "Grab her right by the pussy"
    Dolan
     
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    Bakatare666

    Bakatare666 Well-Known Member

    "The rules of weed do NOT apply to pussy.... If you can smell it from across the room, it is NOT good shit."

    Ted the bear.
     
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