Best advice you've received.

F A B said:

Dont fuck with april

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And this charming man is talking from real life experience

F A B said:

Dont fuck with april

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damn and so many riu'ers spend there days fantasising about that very thing lol

Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them

londonfog said:

Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them

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Sounds like you work in the ER

if something bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die..... dont trust it

PeyoteReligion said:

More specific ftw...

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Brad nowell. Bradley to his friends.

ClaytonBigsby said:

Sounds like you work in the ER

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lol..nope..I used to like putting coins in my nose when I was about 5 or 6. I just started applying that advice all through life..lol

Best advice ever given to me : "No rest, no mercy" - H.S. Rugby coach for 4 years.

if your not living on the edge your taking up too much space

shut the fuck up or i will ban u

Just Smile and wave boys just smile and wave.

Don't be an idiot....changed my life forever.

Its better to be feared than to be loved.

Oh and Dont let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass!

Diamondbuds said:

Best advice ever given to me : "No rest, no mercy" - H.S. Rugby coach for 4 years.

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"Don't give yourself breaks, you're only cheating yourself" -Middle school football team.

"I am presently in need of information." "The stockbrokers are cheap as hell – don't even ask 'em. Best handout is a young man with his lady. You give him a chance to impress her by bein' generous. But stay clear of the sailors – likely as not, you'll get a fist across the jaw for your trouble." "Thank you for the advice, but I am trying to find two individuals with a snake." - Mr.Data and a beggar (STNG)

Stop sticking your dick in the toaster.

Hepheastus420 said:

"Keep on keeping on" - Joe Dirt

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"Life's a Garden, Dig it Brother!" Same
Oh and another good line from that movie "I like Van Halen, not Van Hagar"

And @ Charface, did u get that one from Bronx Tale or somewhere else? Should I call u Colojoro(wrong spelling) Dont borrow Sonny's Caddy.

You have the right to remain silent !

dvs1038 said:

"Life's a Garden, Dig it Brother!" Same
Oh and another good line from that movie "I like Van Halen, not Van Hagar"

And @ Charface, did u get that one from Bronx Tale or somewhere else? Should I call u Colojoro(wrong spelling) Dont borrow Sonny's Caddy.

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I heard feared than loved from gramps

and alligator mouth hummingbird ass from mom

She also used to say I`ll stomp a puddle in your ass then stomp it dry.
Starting to think she diddnt want kids, lol

Dont piss into the wind.