Aziz Ansari Is Guilty. Of Not Being a Mind Reader.

Padawanbater2

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"I’m apparently the victim of sexual assault. And if you’re a sexually active woman in the 21st century, chances are that you are, too."

NYT
 

SneekyNinja

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"I’m apparently the victim of sexual assault. And if you’re a sexually active woman in the 21st century, chances are that you are, too."

NYT
So let me get this straight...

He went out on a date with a woman, invited her back to his place, they hung out and eventually he pointed at his crotch (not very classy but however...) and she sucked his dick without any utterance of complaint...but that was sexual assault?
 

londonfog

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So let me get this straight...

He went out on a date with a woman, invited her back to his place, they hung out and eventually he pointed at his crotch (not very classy but however...) and she sucked his dick without any utterance of complaint...but that was sexual assault?
That broad seems to be looking for attention with a me too. Did he promised not to cum in her mouth or something ? WOMEN never believe when a man says he won't cum in your mouth. He will certainly cum in your mouth.
 

TacoMac

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Apparently, in this day and age, saying "would you like a back massage" is an unwanted sexual advance; asking, "do you come here often" makes you a stalker.

And god forbid you should say, "may I buy you a drink". That makes you a drugging sexual predator.
 

schuylaar

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Apparently, in this day and age, saying "would you like a back massage" is an unwanted sexual advance; asking, "do you come here often" makes you a stalker.

And god forbid you should say, "may I buy you a drink". That makes you a drugging sexual predator.
i've been told about sending an 'unwanted' EM when I requested that a millenial admin 'slow down' paying attention to detail is better in the long run when having to send the same request three times.

it's become very interesting in the workplace.

in public, keep your hands at your sides and don't talk (or look in some cases) to anyone unless solicited even at 10 items or less.

it's become a very interesting world.
 

schuylaar

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"I’m apparently the victim of sexual assault. And if you’re a sexually active woman in the 21st century, chances are that you are, too."

NYT
no should suffice; walk away when it doesn't..she did neither.

he's the typical indian guy = no expeience = shitty in bed.

she could've been his first.
 

londonfog

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i've been told about sending an 'unwanted' EM when I requested that a millenial admin 'slow down' paying attention to detail is better in the long run when having to send the same request three times.

it's become very interesting in the workplace.

in public, keep your hands at your sides and don't talk (or look in some cases) to anyone unless solicited even at 10 items or less.

it's become a very interesting world.
You should have no worries with someone making unwanted advances to you and you yourself should stop with the desperate cougar behavior at work
 

Padawanbater2

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he's the typical indian guy = no expeience = shitty in bed.
You know better than to paint with a broad brush. Indian people are fine, I guarantee many of them are exceptional lovers. I've actually never heard that stereotype about Indian people. I've heard many different stereotypes of Indian people, just never that one particularly.

As for Ansari, I guarantee he's bed more women than I have, I hope the people I sleep with don't judge my performance on the amount of people I've slept with. I've slept with people who've slept with many people, and they've been some of the worst fucks. I think the quality of performance is more based on the chemistry and connection rather than the experience level.
 

Padawanbater2

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So let me get this straight...

He went out on a date with a woman, invited her back to his place, they hung out and eventually he pointed at his crotch (not very classy but however...) and she sucked his dick without any utterance of complaint...but that was sexual assault?
Howbout that, you can be objective..
 

MarWan

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no should suffice; walk away when it doesn't..she did neither.

he's the typical indian guy = no expeience = shitty in bed.

she could've been his first.
Do you know about Kama Sutra?

"The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian Hindu text written by Vātsyāyana. It is widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behaviour in Sanskrit literature."
 
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