Are you a lumbersexual?

bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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So I know it's been happening everywhere and not just here in Austin, TX.

Lumbersexuals have been popping up all over as a new breed of annoying fuck. Perfectly grungy unkept beards, flannel, and jeans are pretty much the costume, but in their Jansport backpack they don't have an axe or a hatchet, they have a MacBook Air.

They compete with the biggest douchebags around as they compare the newest operating systems for iPhones while picking soup chunks and splattered semen out of their beards.

Here's a couple of examples of these dudes who should get run over slowly in the middle of a street feet first by a steam roller:

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Being able to grow a beard isn't hard so I have a tough time understanding what the allure is here.
 
R1b3n4

R1b3n4

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Hmmm seems the dumb is spreading, they call themselves "hipsters" over this side of the pond, makes me want to punch them even more than unclefuck which is an achievement
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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These..ummm.."men" give us real bearded men a bad name. Most of these hipster douches couldn't operate a screw gun, so they need to build up a manly exterior. I believe one of the guys you posted was from Gas Monkey..he ain't no hipster poser. Oh, and IDK why, but the last few years women have been loving beards..so i go with it, but only in the winter..sweaty beard isn't fun when it's 80F+deg out.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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bu$hleaguer said:
So I know it's been happening everywhere and not just here in Austin, TX.

Lumbersexuals have been popping up all over as a new breed of annoying fuck. Perfectly grungy unkept beards, flannel, and jeans are pretty much the costume, but in their Jansport backpack they don't have an axe or a hatchet, they have a MacBook Air.

They compete with the biggest douchebags around as they compare the newest operating systems for iPhones while picking soup chunks and splattered semen out of their beards.

Here's a couple of examples of these dudes who should get run over slowly in the middle of a street feet first by a steam roller:

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Being able to grow a beard isn't hard so I have a tough time understanding what the allure is here.
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Yah, these guys suck hard. There were two of hem at the liquor store last night looking at craft beer. I'm going to start getting my beer mail order if it don't stop.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Portland is full of em'. But seriously thats pretty much how i dress and the beard but instead of a wool hat i sport a trucker hat (even though that makes me a poser cause i dont drive truck), and i dont wear those stupid skinny jeans or boots. I rock the boot cut jeans with asics, addidas, or nikes.

But seriously yesterday i was walking through a yamaha dealership and i saw one of those skinny jean wearing idiots and it made me want to stop and tell the guy that he looks like a fucking idiot. His ass was too fat for them and he was a sad mess floppin along between rows of can am fourwheelers. Idk what it was about that one guy inparticular, but deep down i wanted to hit him in the face. Theres something that makes those guys stick out in a crowd that screams, i cant swing a hammer, run a chainsaw, or skin a deer, but i wish i could, and im just a bitch.

@bu$hleaguer , austin is full of those guys man, their everywhere. I used to hang out at the hole in the wall and watch all the rock a billy shows, stop by the chili parlour for the good tequilla, get my papers from oat willies, and work down on sixth street. Your a lucky man to still be there. I love that city.
 
rory420420

rory420420

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Apparently you guys forgot nirvana and all that stupid shit..
Oops,you remembered!
Now back to your regularly scheduled shaved leftover grunge rock parents program:-)
 
curious2garden

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Alienwidow said:
Portland is full of em'. But seriously thats pretty much how i dress and the beard but instead of a wool hat i sport a trucker hat (even though that makes me a poser cause i dont drive truck), and i dont wear those stupid skinny jeans or boots. I rock the boot cut jeans with asics, addidas, or nikes.

But seriously yesterday i was walking through a yamaha dealership and i saw one of those skinny jean wearing idiots and it made me want to stop and tell the guy that he looks like a fucking idiot. His ass was too fat for them and he was a sad mess floppin along between rows of can am fourwheelers. Idk what it was about that one guy inparticular, but deep down i wanted to hit him in the face. Theres something that makes those guys stick out in a crowd that screams, i cant swing a hammer, run a chainsaw, or skin a deer, but i wish i could, and im just a bitch.

@bu$hleaguer , austin is full of those guys man, their everywhere. I used to hang out at the hole in the wall and watch all the rock a billy shows, stop by the chili parlour for the good tequilla, get my papers from oat willies, and work down on sixth street. Your a lucky man to still be there. I love that city.
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Have you seen these? I've seen them hanging off the arm of some of those. It feels like a costume party and their clothes are wearing them. But when I go back over in my head how fashion has evolved I must admit it's nice to see them putting clothes on; interesting trend.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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curious2garden said:
Have you seen these? I've seen them hanging off the arm of some of those. It feels like a costume party and their clothes are wearing them. But when I go back over in my head how fashion has evolved I must admit it's nice to see them putting clothes on; interesting trend.
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I love those polkadot dresses. A lady in a dress is totally attractive to me but im not really into tatooed chicks. Or nipple rings. Or gauges.
 
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