Any fellow hookers out there?

Caught your attention eh?! No, I don't sell my body, I crochet! I'd love to see some of your stuff if you do any kind of hooking (crocheting, knitting, tatting, etc.)
I do a lot of free hand stuff, and I follow patterns (mostly) when I make blankets.
This is one of my most recent free hand projects. Kitty loved it for a day, she would waddle around with one red string hanging from her mouth and the eye between her front legs. Then my dog took it over

Oops, wrong thread, cheers and happy hookin

Never had enough ass to make a good hooker.

I did alright as a scrum-half though...