All your shitty jokes

OOBubblesOO said:

Wax LOVES his alternative facts. Looks like he's into alt-jokes as well.

Not surprising.

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UncleBuck said:

a man walks into a comedy scout's office to tell him about his show.

"well, it starts off with me shitting in my wife's mouth. then she spits the shit into my daughter's mouth while my son refills her mouth with shit. then the dog shits equally into all of our mouths"

the comedy scout asks him, "what is the name of your show?"

and the man replies, "the sophisticates!"

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whitebb2727 said:

Seems like I saw wax calling out the alternative facts trump likes.

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Indacouch said:

Shittiest one yet

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UncleBuck said:

a man walks into a comedy scout's office to tell him about his show.

"well, it starts off with me shitting in my wife's mouth. then she spits the shit into my daughter's mouth while my son refills her mouth with shit. then the dog shits equally into all of our mouths"

the comedy scout asks him, "what is the name of your show?"

and the man replies, "the sophisticates!"

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whitebb2727 said:

Can you elaborate?

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pabloesqobar said:

I suck at telling jokes. You're not the only one who had a less than fabulous day. I could say that, yes, you are a mess and rude. But I'd have to take your word on you being a mess.

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Karah said:

I'm sorry you had a bad day and I'm sorry for being rude @pabloesqobar. It's out of character. I need a snickers.

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OOBubblesOO said:

Nah, I can see him lurking just waiting to cry to the mods.

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pabloesqobar said:

You're not the only one who had a less than fabulous day.

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Karah said:

He likes pie.

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pabloesqobar said:

No worries. Here's my cat, Snickers. Hope that helps. (Buddy, actually)

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Blue Wizard said:

Yep. I had a shitty day today too but it wasn't as shitty as they have been lately. I only wanted to hit myself in the face with a hatchet a little bit.

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Karah said:

I love him. Wanna see mine?

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pabloesqobar said:

Sure, what the hell. I've always been a cat guy.

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Karah said:

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Singlemalt said:

Cute cat, just please don't say it's named "Buttons"; leave me with a nice memory

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