A Joint For Santa Claus (a poem)

blake9999

Well-Known Member
It happened late one Christmas Eve
We thought we'd make a run
And get our load of Wacky Weed
Ashore for Christmas fun

The Coat Guard and the Navy
Would be home we thought
Celebrating with their families
While we unloaded Pot

It was dark and peaceful
That fateful winter night
So the crew decided to work
By Christmas candle light

Everything was fine
At least that's how it seemed
Twenty men worked
While forty candles gleamed

We smoked a few joints
Trying to get higher
When someone knocked a candle over
And set a bail on fire

We climbed into the rafters
To get into the smoke
And everyone started taking
King size Christmas tokes

We threw a few more bales in
To make the fire greater
And accidentally spread it
To our ocean going freighter

We all abandoned ship
We knew it was no joke
Forty tons of grade A pot
Just go up in smoke

We heard the sound of sleigh bells
We looked up in the sky
It was Santa Claus
He looked really high

He said Sorry about your stash boys
Before it blows away
Why don't we make the best of it
So climb up in my sleigh

We climbed into his sleigh
It was bigger than it looked
And started flying through the smoke
Till everyone was cooked

The Reindeer got giggly
And started flying extra fast
While Santa told us stories
Of Christmas Eve past

He asked us if we wanted
To go around the world
And help deliver toys
To the good boys and girls

We all agreed
We thought I'd be a kick
To be up on the roof tops
With the reindeer and St. Nick

He brought us home
And we thanked him for the trip
No one will ever believe
This story of St. Nick

He said I like the milk and cookies
But let me make a point
To keep ole St. Nick happy
Santa needs a joint

So every year I leave a Joint for Santa Claus
 

Dr. Who

Well-Known Member
It happened late one Christmas Eve
We thought we'd make a run
And get our load of Wacky Weed
Ashore for Christmas fun

The Coat Guard and the Navy
Would be home we thought
Celebrating with their families
While we unloaded Pot

It was dark and peaceful
That fateful winter night
So the crew decided to work
By Christmas candle light

Everything was fine
At least that's how it seemed
Twenty men worked
While forty candles gleamed

We smoked a few joints
Trying to get higher
When someone knocked a candle over
And set a bail on fire

We climbed into the rafters
To get into the smoke
And everyone started taking
King size Christmas tokes

We threw a few more bales in
To make the fire greater
And accidentally spread it
To our ocean going freighter

We all abandoned ship
We knew it was no joke
Forty tons of grade A pot
Just go up in smoke

We heard the sound of sleigh bells
We looked up in the sky
It was Santa Claus
He looked really high

He said Sorry about your stash boys
Before it blows away
Why don't we make the best of it
So climb up in my sleigh

We climbed into his sleigh
It was bigger than it looked
And started flying through the smoke
Till everyone was cooked

The Reindeer got giggly
And started flying extra fast
While Santa told us stories
Of Christmas Eve past

He asked us if we wanted
To go around the world
And help deliver toys
To the good boys and girls

We all agreed
We thought I'd be a kick
To be up on the roof tops
With the reindeer and St. Nick

He brought us home
And we thanked him for the trip
No one will ever believe
This story of St. Nick

He said I like the milk and cookies
But let me make a point
To keep ole St. Nick happy
Santa needs a joint

So every year I leave a Joint for Santa Claus
LOL, except that bales, are, or were....40lbs back in the 70's from Columbia....
Oh, I get it......you were stoned and forgot when you wrote this....
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
'We threw a few more bales in..To make the fire greater'

Why would this happen ..?

an illogical turning point in your yarn..
 

Sour Wreck

Well-Known Member
i'll play...







i didn't wanna leave him cookies and milk
i wanted to roll a joint for good Ol' St Nick
couldn't decide, first i thought nigerian silk
then i thought maybe i'll roll him mothers milk

Then i said what if he likes purple bush?
he might just want somthing from leafs by snoop
but what if he likes the hybrid Gush?
then again he's probably a fan of OG Kush

Of course who doesn't like Sour Diesel?
Everyone loves what the grateful dead did for us
Wonder if he's ever tried the strain Giesel
lol, or if he's heard of Weasel Diesel

i just want to share some dank with the man
You think he is fond of sativa or indica?
Could be Girl Scout Cookies of which he's a fan
or it might be Green Crack he wished i had ran

wonder if he has every tried some Wookie
Blueberry might be the strain that made him jolly
or was it possibly the strain we call Blue Cookie
what if after all he craves some Raspberry Boogie

it might be a night he wants some urkle
a favorite of his might be Grand Daddy Purps
and if likes urkle, then i assume he likes querkle
maybe i should consider the indica called deep purple

i bet he loves him something called chem dawg
the legendary bagseed strain so famous by now
maybe he prefers a combination like star dawg
or leans to the darkside and likes Devil's dawg

i just wanna get santa high and share the primo
maybe some ghost train haze for him to stay awake
on second thought i bet he loves some white widow
then again, how could i have forgotten about Flo

goodness this is harder than i thought
i just wanna give the old guy a 420 break
better roll one up now, don't wanna get caught
still up smoking chronic, worrying bout root rot
 

Huckster79

Well-Known Member
Roses are red violets are blue
santa aint leaving toys for you privledged lil fucks for milk no cookis anymore
You better leave me a joint this time
Amen.
 
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