Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1 . Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5 . Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any shit, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,
Doc

Nice... another excellent post videoman!

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Bravo Videoman...
I think those are some simple requests.

lol Im a Bush supporting Republican but that was funny lol .Im more moderate and am for deportation of all non legal immigrants and against aasimilation to immigration.You come here you learn what here is you dont turn here into there.

So you're part of the 28% of Americans that are still keeping their heads in the sand? Have you not seen anything that has gone on in the last few years? How can you still support that lying, beadyeyed son-of-a-bitch?
Him and his whole staff should be impeached...ah Jeeze you got me started.
George Bush isthe WORST U.S. President in History, and I don't think I'm alone in saying that. wake up! I'm not trying to be a dick but come on!

everybody wants to rule the world.

I am a republican also. I thought I would like Bush when he was first elected.
Videoman you hit the nail on the head.
If things do not change soon we will be the united states of chicanos.
I am not the least bit racest but, come on enough is enough.
Would'nt it better for us to send them food and start programs in there country that will entice them to stay there. Hell we do this every where else in the world already.

An after thought.
Obviously the border control is worthless.
I say we station military on the border.
If we start shooting at them they will stop. We could even use non lethal rounds.
Hit em in the head with a bag of beans. LOL pun intended.