hi, i've been a member for a while and i don't know if i've ever posted anything before...but why not?

so this one time i was at a party. i was drunk and stoned to hell and back. all night long we were all smoking out of my tiny glass bowl - it was so cute! - and of course i hardly ever clean that shit out, so eventually it was getting hard to hit because it was so clogged. so i go in the kitchen and get a very sharp knife. i'm going to scrape my bowl! and then i think it's a good idea to tap the bottom of my hot glass bowl with a freakishly sharp knife point. yeah. i murdered my bowl! it shattered! i cracked up. hahahahahahaa. yeah i felt utterly retarded and we had to roll drunken blunts instead, but it was still pretty funny to me. i think when i get a new one it should be wood or something that i can't easily destroy.

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no. no one else has ever broken a bong.lol you are unique, your screen name is a nickname for some one I know fairly well. VV

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i once knew someone who was as stupid as u.

once i was really high and i had my glass piece in my hoodie pocket, so i started dancing (its the coolest thing to do, make up random dances while high) and my bowl fell out of my pocket and shattered, i was in utter disbelief


but seriously, playing with sharp objects while drunk and stoned? no ones as dumb as you

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really tho, who hasnt broken a piece before?

dude i havent broken my bowl yet, however i always do hit it way to hard. its not as dumb as what my dad and his friends used to do back in the day. (bake out a car with a 3 foot water bong)

Seems like I break a bowl about once a month, I guess I'm clumsy.

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check this 1 out, my brother in law tends to hold the bowl and doze off. he has broken so many pipes it isnt even funny any more. he has a sleep problom which i understand,but to not put the pipe down knowing he has priors is just too much to bare.i will never let him borrow my pipe over night...NEVA.

one time i was going to put a screen in my gfs ipe and the fucking bowl broke off the whole pipe broke in two with barely ny pressure

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The only time i have ever broken a piece was when i was smokin out of my roomates brand new bubbler he got like a week ago. It was a friday afternoon my roomate had a test and couldnt smoke until after. so a buddy and me borrowed his bubbler, we all interchange pieces and dont care if they get borrowed, So we smoke and were walkin up the driveway after and i reach into my pocket to pull out my keys and when i do i knock the bubbler out and it shatters. I seriously stood there in disbelief for like 5 min. I ended up buying my roomate a new piece, that he actaully liked better than his bubbler its a pretty sweet sherlock and on top of that i got him a fesh sack. He wasnt too dissapointed in the end.