Two friends and I passed a joint around before going out to the bar last night, and the hits were so strong, it was probably a 0.5gram joint. Either way, I started getting all philosophical and stuff and then I started visualizing things (not hallucinating) and they were ideas from weird stuff.

Here is what I texted (I know, I'm a noob lightweight dumbass when I smoke):

"I am too high. I'm more fucked up than booze ever was, but It's crazy like Woah i don't run in a candlelight moon chant behind the arc of the shadow of the motherlode... <Through a cave and the hypothrusting avenger from beyond the suitcase, hovering at an elevation of roughly 7 feet, giant crazy two mouthed mouthfed breaking shit in the utter darkness beyond the noonlight anti-energy you could ever believe or see at a radioshack in the 80s before any of us could mouth the woody the woodpecker theme near the cozy fireplace beyond the legendary time portal in the 6th dimension. Parallel universes is the only way to the way this reality exists - From Dabu - man"


My friend promptly replied with: "I need to try that"


LOL

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BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
I mixed some homogenized milk and some pasteurized milk. i dipped my cookie in it and the shit blew up

.....no shit.

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By my intimacy with nature I find myself withdrawn from man. My interest in the sun and the moon, in the morning and the evening, compels me to solitude. -Thoreau

Yea and the stuff we were smoking was cheap commercial stuff. It cost my friend $20 for an 8th. The dealer also sells 1/2 ounce for $50, but my dumbass friend chose to get an 8th to try it out first. The stuff doesn't have a good taste, but it smokes really potent!

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BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
I mixed some homogenized milk and some pasteurized milk. i dipped my cookie in it and the shit blew up

Laced with PCP!!!!!!!!

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Killin' yall niggas on that lyrical shit. mayonaise colored benz, I push miracle whips

Are u talking about mushies?

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That's what I thought too! But none of my other friends who smoked with me felt anything different from normal. I have very low seratonin levels in my mind and already see things normally, I think. Hahaha.

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BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
I mixed some homogenized milk and some pasteurized milk. i dipped my cookie in it and the shit blew up

i wish u had my mobile number. i love getting random texts. although if i got a txt like that id would read the 1st few words an be like "wtf is he chatting" bcoz when i get txt like that i dont know if its my reading or there writing. lol

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1st Grow: http://www.rollitup.org/grow-journal...ta-tundra.html
2nd Grow: http://www.rollitup.org/grow-journal...ml#post1403482

mine are shorter....as follow

me:yo that chick is looking at me
friend1:im not there
me: oh

or...
Me:is the moon the sun and scientists are completely wrong?
friend2:im sayin
me:ill
friend2:word

friend2 was probably on the same planet as me at the time of that one...

im actually pretty blazed now im inspired to text people 3:20am one more hour!

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I only wish for peace, if this peace is Unattainable, I Stand for REVOLUTION!

u r a lame

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all my high texts are like
hey u wanna smoke wit dezze people and all the responses are hell no haha

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