frequently when i smoke, i lose my train of thought after 3 seconds of talking, more so than most i feel, and i cannot hold an inner monologue to think my thoughts out at all!

this being said, i once tried describing how much dumber i felt while high to a friend, and the only thing that came out was "I feel like... a zoid... vegetable..."
i think i got the vegetable part right, but i dont know where i pulled the "word" zoid out from. i have never heard it been used in my life, but it just came out...

what are some of the dumbest things you all have said?

Two friends and I passed a joint around before going out to the bar last night, and the hits were so strong, it was probably a 0.5gram joint. Either way, I started getting all philosophical and stuff and then I started visualizing things (not hallucinating) and they were ideas from weird stuff.

Here is what I texted (I know, I'm a noob lightweight dumbass when I smoke):

"I am too high. I'm more fucked up than booze ever was, but It's crazy like Woah i don't run in a candlelight moon chant behind the arc of the shadow of the motherlode... <Through a cave and the hypothrusting avenger from beyond the suitcase, hovering at an elevation of roughly 7 feet, giant crazy two mouthed mouthfed breaking shit in the utter darkness beyond the noonlight anti-energy you could ever believe or see at a radioshack in the 80s before any of us could mouth the woody the woodpecker theme near the cozy fireplace beyond the legendary time portal in the 6th dimension. Parallel universes is the only way to the way this reality exists - From Dabu - man"

He replied with: "I need to try that"

Then I got an idea and replied with something you might like:

"Shy tryporsodial axiom carbarnoidium cool fusion elemental nightmares with pink blobs rising and tom floating down into the seventh grade confessions of an uno drama king and then into an insanity micro tongued anti frog with bubbles + 1 =)"

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I mixed some homogenized milk and some pasteurized milk. i dipped my cookie in it and the shit blew up

you win haha

me and my buddy were in wafflehouse high as a kite.
my buddy's eyes get fucking blown anytime he smokes and he refers to it as 'lobster eyes'
we sit at a booth and he starts gettin paranoid and asks me 'if i didnt have eyes could you tell i was high' and all i could do was just laugh

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hehe i love those self-conscious high questions about their own high-ness

reminds me of when a buddy of mine and i were in a super expensive entertainment store where the cheapest pair of head phones was $200, for reference. so i was talking to one of the guys there about some of their amazing HD tvs, trying my damnest to not sound stupid or high. after some talking, we leave and my friend looks at my eyes and he said they were absolutely blood red. so im pretty sure the clerk knew i was stoned as hell despite my greatest effort haha

my mate gets the funniest thing when he is completely blitzed.. basically if you start him laughing not only can he not stop but he ends up weezing in this really high squeel laugh basically crying from the pain of laughing for say 20 minutes at nothing... the best bit is when he finally manages to stop and you point out to him that he was laughin at nothing so he just starts up again.. classic...
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nothing quite like a good non stop laugh. i envy him. those are the best.

Me and my best mate were waking and baking....We were smoking out of my pipe for meabout 4 hours straight (Over 6 the night before) when our lighter ran out. So we decided to bike down to our dealers and buy a lighter. After lots of troubles we finally got on the road. At some point the subject came up about Ninjas and that shit. I told my buddy about how I believe that people who beleive they can do something. Can do it. They just need to believe. He told me about how when he was high we could so more things then sober and thats when I came to this realization...

The little guy in your head that tells you that you cant not do things, Can't work withy ou when you are high becuase your mind is set free and wont listen to him as much. He gets pissed and goes down to your stomache because he's an asshole then starts making you hungry and just being a asshole. Thats where munchies come from. (Sorry if this is hard to follow, I just smoked a bowl and typing things is hard for m.)

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Niiiiice! Glad I'm not the only one who gets that high, sometimes I get worried about my brains reactions...like i can't take it or im screwing myself up with it or something - how often do you smoke it brother? (bet you get like 5-6 words in your head you'd like to write down between each word in that gobble-dy gook so it makes more sense but you can't coz its all moving too damn fast in your brain...am I right?) - Can't describe it in any other way, I'm not under the influence now but what I just wrote sounded REAL waffley...oh YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Oh yeah - I BET there was a fireplace and suitcase somewhere in the room right?

lmaooooooo that's a good 1 to read after smoking just makes you think...