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Old 07-20-2008, 10:40 PM
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My friend told me this story recently about him that I thought I should share with the world.. I'm gonna write it as though i'm him to make it easier to tell..


So i'm walking in the woods one day , stoned off my ass. We're walkin down a trail in the woods to go swimming. I'm having a good time it's been a good day when all of a sudden I look up the trail and there is a mound about a foot high of individually wrapped saltine crackers! I'm jumpin for joy I fuckin love these crackers! Not only that im fuckin hungry i just smoked a fatty. I run over to the pile and grabbed a handful of them. That was about the time my day got bad. Turns out there was only one layer of saltine crackers , under it... a huge pile of shit.


I thought it was funny. Just picture yourself stoned finding that.
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Old 07-20-2008, 10:43 PM
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lol that's funny, but who really goes to eat saltine crackers (even if they're wrapped)off the ground in the middle of the woods haha.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:06 AM
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somebody who is really high lol
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Old 07-22-2008, 09:25 AM
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did you or him really find saltine crackers? i would probably eat them if they were still wrapped!
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 PM
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ya he found them. it just looked like a huge mound of crackers when it was really only one layer of crackers and the rest was dog shit
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lol that's funny, but who really goes to eat saltine crackers (even if they're wrapped)off the ground in the middle of the woods haha.
who would take the time to pile up the shit and cover with crackers....... probably a stoner
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too funny, wtf with crackers
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hilarioius!
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hahah yea, but somebody played a fucked up joke. i can imagine his face while he picks up the crackers with shit smeared hands
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hahah yea, but somebody played a fucked up joke. i can imagine his face while he picks up the crackers with shit smeared hands

runnin around the woods with your hands all covered in dookie....finger painting the trees with shit...lol
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