Of all the things I've lost
I miss my mind the most


Maybe in the mountains
or over on the coast

hiding in the tidepools
like a starfish ghost


I'd really like to find my mind
'cuz I really want it back

was it all the lsd
or smoking pounds of crack


that rendered my thought process
completely out of wack

not sure what really happened
the day it all went black


although its kinda nice
'cuz ignorance is bliss

but of all the things I've lost
my mind is what I miss


maybe it drained out that day
in that whiskey piss

running down the gutter
as things became amiss


thought I'd try the lost and found
to see what I could find

but nothing there came even close
to what I'd call my mind


Of all the things i've lost
I miss my mind the most

you know I still might have it
but I think it's turned to toast


Thanks again for hanging out
and puttin' up with me

if you see my mind about
Hell just let it be....
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It does too grow on trees"I make all kinds of crazy shit up and post it for the hell of it. Everything I say is a lie,and that's the truth

that was nice.

It is nice to meet girl in park.
But much nicer to park meet in girl.

You walk up and put it in the girl. I put it in the girl and then I walk up.

I was going to join the big dick club but when I found out that 8 inches of cock was a requirement I told them I wasn't cutting off four inches for anyone.

My girlfriend said give me 12 inches and make it hurt, so i put in twice and gave her a blackeye.

This girl is standing in the driveway with her arms crossed and tapping her right foot very fast in anger as her boyfriend got home from work,"whats wrong" he said,she replied "the neighbors say you are a pedophile", he looked at her and said "thats a mighty big word for a six year old".

Bend over and spell R U N.

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It does too grow on trees"I make all kinds of crazy shit up and post it for the hell of it. Everything I say is a lie,and that's the truth

Man thats some funny shit... I can't stop laughing.