Pierre the famous French fighter pilot is finally returning from war to see his beautiful wife Jacqueline. As soon as she see's him she starts to feel a little horny and say's
"Oh Pierre, you have been away such a long time and it has been so long since you kissed me , will you please kiss me?"
Pierre looks her straight in the eyes and say's
"Iam Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot, of course i shall kiss you"
With that he picks up a bottle of red wine and pours it over her mouth before giving her the most passionate kiss she has ever had.
"Oh Pierre that was amazing, but why the red wine?"
"Iam Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot and when i have red meat i have red wine!"
Feeling a little more turned on by this she then say's
"Pierre it has been oh so long since you kissed my breasts. Will you please kiss my breasts?"
"Iam Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot, of course i shall kiss your breasts." he replies.
With that he picks up a bottle of white wine and pours it over her breasts before kissing and fondling them."
"Oh Pierre that was amazing, but why ze white wine?"
"Iam Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot and when i have white meat i have white wine!"
Feeling even more turned on by this she then say's
"Pierre it has been oh so long since you licked my pussy. Will you please lick my pussy?"
"Iam Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot, of course i shall lick your pussy."
With that he picks up a bottle of brandy and pours it over her pussy and sets it alight before going down on her."
Jacqueline is amazed at how good this feels and starts to arch her back in a state of ecstacy.
Once she has climaxed and finally regained her senses and the power of speech she sits up and says to Pierre.
"Oh my god Pierre that was truly amazing, it was fantastic but i don't understand, why ze brandy? Why ze fire??"
"Iam Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot" he replies "and when i go down, i go down in flames!!!!!!"
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nobody else got jokes to share then????

whats black and blue and doesn't like sex??

the little boy in my cupboard!!